How to spice up your sex life
 

get her drunk. start hittin her doggystyle, when you are about to cum, shoot it in your hand. then tap her on the ass with the other hand

when she turns to look back, throw it in her face and yell

"im spider man bitch"

invite a hung black guy

What about your fucking a girl doggystile and when your about to cum you spit on her back and when she turns around shoot her in her eye!!!!!

Then yell "Hoodini"

hehe that could actually work. Gonna try that, thnx

those tactics are risky....tryliberator shapes first.

Do you still have a bed to sleep in after that move?
WG

Didn't say I tried it.... I'm not as dumb as I look all the time :winkwink:

You never know :winkwink:

:feels-hot I'm telling Brin and Page on you... they will take back their Googlebot :Graucho

I think Googlebot is mad at me, she's not indexing much of my stuff lately. Gotta get her some chocolate and flowers I guess!

WG

i think you mean tell your man here is a cucumber and its gonna go up your ass :)

that always seems to work for me!

weak!

That's so fucking wrong! I love it :BangBang:

(will try tonight)

:1orglaugh

have sex.