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IPK 07-14-2004 12:19 AM

What's the longest you've gone without taking a shower?
 
This question is directed at webmasters, so your responses should be in increments of weeks.

pxxx 07-14-2004 12:22 AM

today marks 3 weeks.:anon

IPK 07-14-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
today marks 3 weeks.:anon
light weight

Global Dialers 07-14-2004 12:26 AM

12 hours

i shower every night before bed and every morning when i wake up

klik 07-14-2004 12:26 AM

i can't go more than 2 days without showering.. usualy 2 a day :winkwink:

IPK 07-14-2004 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Global Dialers
12 hours

i shower every night before bed and every morning when i wake up

lies!

Global Dialers 07-14-2004 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IPK
lies!
no just because youre a skanky fuck doesnt mean everyone else is

some people take pride in their appearance especially when business is involved :321GFY

Mcarlsen 07-14-2004 12:29 AM

I shower atleast once a day, sometimes twice nasty sanchez. Clean your self up ---->:Graucho

michel 07-14-2004 12:30 AM

A week, when I was serving in the army

Elli 07-14-2004 12:31 AM

4 days when I was camping, but I went swimming in the lake every day at least.

IPK 07-14-2004 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Global Dialers

some people take pride in their appearance especially when business is involved :321GFY

Yeah I put on a suit before I check my email in the morning.

IPK 07-14-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michel
A week, when I was serving in the army
I guess that's a good excuse.

Tempest 07-14-2004 12:36 AM

You should have been more specific.. i.e. WMs that work at home and don't interact with anyone else in rl for days on end. :1orglaugh

IPK 07-14-2004 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
4 days when I was camping, but I went swimming in the lake every day at least.
I think swimming in the lake counts as a 'shower' for a lot of people, who will remain nameless.

IPK 07-14-2004 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Tempest
You should have been more specific.. i.e. WMs that work at home and don't interact with anyone else in rl for days on end. :1orglaugh
Yeah I know! I wasn't talking about corporate webmasters that show up to the office every day. :1orglaugh

More Booze 07-14-2004 12:39 AM

Maybe a week, but that was a couple of years ago.

emthree 07-14-2004 12:46 AM

4 Days :Graucho

Goatse 07-14-2004 12:47 AM

I did well over a month when I was suffering from depression. I didn't even change clothes. Oddly enough, I couldn't even smell myself. Those around me however...

kowntafit 07-14-2004 12:51 AM

4 days camping, no lakes, no showers. Just bush.

AVM 07-14-2004 12:51 AM

When I was younger, like 14. For the summer, went over my Uncles place (not my uncle, but "close friend" of my dads) for a few weeks, since my grandmother kicked me out.

Long story short, he was about 75 and use to piss in the shower, intentionally (easier for him, then to climb out and go to the toilet).

That thought alone left me showerless for about 17 days. Before I took a garden hose, and hosed myself off outside in swim trunks.

Kevin2 07-14-2004 12:54 AM

12 weeks when I was in the Army. We were a few hundred kilometers from our base camp and only had enough water to drink. Every few days we would come to a stream or river and jump in. :ak47:

Global Dialers 07-14-2004 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
When I was younger, like 14. For the summer, went over my Uncles place (not my uncle, but "close friend" of my dads)
pedo?

abyss_al 07-14-2004 12:55 AM

9 days... i was camping in the mountains a few years ago

mrthumbs 07-14-2004 12:59 AM

about 50 posts

AVM 07-14-2004 12:59 AM

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pedo?
No. My father was friends with this man for 25 years. This older man, helped my father out whenever possible. Bail for jail, car broke down out of state, he'd pick him up. Loan him money etc etc. One day this "old man" just didn't have what it takes, to take care of himself any longer. So, he asked my dad to help out. He did, and became his caretaker. I never lived with my dad before, thus, this was one chance to see him for a few weeks out of the summer. So we all stayed this mans, aka my uncles, home.

Trixie 07-14-2004 01:00 AM

I usually only shower about once a week. :Graucho

michel 07-14-2004 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
4 days when I was camping, but I went swimming in the lake every day at least.
Pics?

mrthumbs 07-14-2004 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
No. My father was friends with this man for 25 years. This older man, helped my father out whenever possible. Bail for jail, car broke down out of state, he'd pick him up. Loan him money etc etc. One day this "old man" just didn't have what it takes, to take care of himself any longer. So, he asked my dad to help out. He did, and became his caretaker. I never lived with my dad before, thus, this was one chance to see him for a few weeks out of the summer. So we all stayed this mans, aka my uncles, home.
pedo?

IPK 07-14-2004 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michel
Pics?
lol :1orglaugh

IPK 07-14-2004 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
No. My father was friends with this man for 25 years. This older man, helped my father out whenever possible. Bail for jail, car broke down out of state, he'd pick him up. Loan him money etc etc. One day this "old man" just didn't have what it takes, to take care of himself any longer. So, he asked my dad to help out. He did, and became his caretaker. I never lived with my dad before, thus, this was one chance to see him for a few weeks out of the summer. So we all stayed this mans, aka my uncles, home.
That story gets sketchier and sketchier...

Stan4Stan 07-14-2004 01:18 AM

Five days, I was in Albania and had big problems there. Shower was the last one which annoyed me.
:ak47:

SomeCreep 07-14-2004 01:33 AM

many moons

Global Dialers 07-14-2004 01:39 AM

'old man' + 'uncle' sounds to much like 'sex education' + 'dad' to me :2 cents:

eiht_98 07-14-2004 01:39 AM

a week...when I was a kid.....

reynold 07-14-2004 01:39 AM

you don't think i'd like the public tyo know dont yah

IPK 07-14-2004 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Global Dialers
'old man' + 'uncle' sounds to much like 'sex education' + 'dad' to me :2 cents:
yeah

johnbosh 07-14-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
When I was younger, like 14. For the summer, went over my Uncles place (not my uncle, but "close friend" of my dads) for a few weeks, since my grandmother kicked me out.

Long story short, he was about 75 and use to piss in the shower, intentionally (easier for him, then to climb out and go to the toilet).

That thought alone left me showerless for about 17 days. Before I took a garden hose, and hosed myself off outside in swim trunks.

hahah great story

V_RocKs 07-14-2004 01:43 AM

About 2 weeks. Went camping and it turned out that we could just water ski and no one would have to know.

DutchTeenCash 07-14-2004 02:08 AM

1 day i think maybe not even i get grumpy when im in a hotelroom without a shower or minibar :Graucho

OzMan 07-14-2004 02:15 AM

Three days while crossing Siberia on the Trans-Siberian train in the middle of winter. On the third day I beat the shower pipe for 10 minutes and the ice finally came loose and I was able to shower again. I was happy and so was the Swedish girl that I invited to use my shower since she didn't have one in her cabin. :)

Jakke PNG 07-14-2004 02:21 AM

:Graucho

phogirl69 07-14-2004 02:29 AM

This is gross... but when I was going to college last semester I would always wake up late and I would just rinse my body but not wash my hair. I do this a lot because it takes me like 45 minutes to blow dry my hair because I have long layers, and I have to curl the ends with a metal round brush and a dryer in order to have it look like I just stepped out of a salon, so it's way too much of a hassle to do it everyday.

I can't believe I am telling you all this, but it's a msg board so hopefully no one knows who I really am in real life... anyways, I noticed my hair looks a lot better when I don't wash it everyday, the natural "oils" really bring out my layers and it looks more "done". I always get compliments on my hair, but I'm afraid to tell them that the real secret is to blow dry and then not shower for a few days.... That's my beauty secret! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I always rinse my body though, especially when I'm on the rag... lol Don't wanna smell like a dead dying fish :1orglaugh

Kicker 07-14-2004 03:03 AM

3 days

Scott McD 07-14-2004 03:06 AM

Probably too long to remember...

Corleone 07-14-2004 03:06 AM

3 days max

bluff 07-14-2004 03:17 AM

A week and a half or so. I couldn't change clothes or use deodorant either (night/day)

Firehorse 07-14-2004 03:20 AM

A few days when I was travelling and camping.

Trafficbrokercom 07-14-2004 03:28 AM

4 days last week from monday to thursday when I had surgery done and was not allowed to shower ..

Spartans 07-14-2004 03:59 AM

Quote:

When I was younger, like 14. For the summer, went over my Uncles place (not my uncle, but "close friend" of my dads) for a few weeks, since my grandmother kicked me out.

Long story short, he was about 75 and use to piss in the shower, intentionally (easier for him, then to climb out and go to the toilet).

That thought alone left me showerless for about 17 days. Before I took a garden hose, and hosed myself off outside in swim trunks.

Almost fell out of my chair laughin...

Lykos 07-14-2004 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pxxx
today marks 3 weeks.:anon
WOW:glugglug


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