Let's support government assigned fuck partners
 

Fuck anyone other than assigned and you investigated by the office of Homestead Fucking that will enforce it via the Patriot Fucking Act. Don't fuck a patriot and you are an enemy combatant subject to being held indefinitely. Looking at porn of other than patriots fucking will be a crime too. Large fines will be shared with snitches. This will protect the rights of those who want to be in charge of other's bedrooms.

Fuck partners may be changed via national elections provided you can get them on the ballot in all 50 states.

Think we can slip that in before November?:1orglaugh