Who wants to Belly Flop for Pornkings! Purecash your going down
 

We are looking for 2 people to represent the Pornkings team.
Preferably one male and female.

If you are interested please post your belly with Pornkings.com on it.
And a way for us to contact you.
We will pick the 2 winners and post them on the Pornkings board to go over all the details.

I have no idea how much to pay for this? so Post your price with a pic of your Stomach to be eligible.

If you are picked here is your chance to make a few extra bucks.

Men if you shave your stomach we will toss in an extra $100
Ladies will get $50 for shaving there Happy trail

Get an extra $500 if you can stare down sharky and make him pee in his trunks before he bellyflops.

If you Win the contest get an extra $500 on top of what we negotiate for you to represent the Pornkings.

Man now I am wishing I was going fl my trip could been paid in full. lol

crazy shit :)

This is kinda like the Dogde ball

http://www.dodgeballmovie.com/

Oh shit, the Gaunlet has been thrown down!!

Sharky you going to stand for this??

This is definately billboard material - time to print this up and hang it over you monitor Sharky!!

Time to bring it to the next level!!

what is the prize if I make him laugh so hard he shits himself?

MikeAI -

I am not scared. I haven't pissed my pants for at least 2 years, and I don't plan on starting again any time soon.

GAME IS ON!

RogerV is sitting pretty on his extra $500 bonus as he knows I won't back down -- His money is safe!

However, I'm wondering if I should renegotiate our deal. I'm finding that the first signed doesn't always get the best deal!
Maybe we should build in some performance bonuses!

NO FEAR - The Bellyflop Trophy is coming home to Tampa with Me and the Purecash Crew! We can share time with it like the Stanley Cup!

Damn i'd go for it but i am allready sold out ;-(

If you can make sharky Shit himself $1000-$5000 depending on the size of his log or if it's Hershey Squirts

But someone needs to get the poo poo drizzle on cam coming down his trunks

This could get scary!

I will begin to train now.....

but if it is a log, then how will the cam catch it? what about a turtel head, or a prarie dog... (whatever they call em in the east)

This is so damn funny I can't stop laughing:1orglaugh

cant wait to see this :)

No kidding!!! :eek2 :eek2 :eek2

hmmmm I think we need to stage and accidental "pooping" and split the 5k!

Anyone with me?

:)

Very good question i have no idea.

Does anyone have any answers?

My partner is frrom Panama he can bring down a nice sized log somebody just has to sneak up behind Sharkey, ( that could be dangerous as the flatulence could rival a nuetron bomb and render the sneaker unconcsience for the evnet left holding the log as evidence LOL

Joesho
Do you have a sponsor yet?

I gotta be honest here.. with my IBS, you will lose $$ Roger. I would pull that offer back.

Damn Joesho, you should know all about this. As a big guy, you can't see a prarie dog cause of the flab on your ass. I could be butt naked in front of you, and unless you smelled it or I told you, you would never know:-)

damn. this is getting sick!

If someone gets it on film with a big OWNed by Pornkings! it will be worth it.:1orglaugh

I would like to make a Southern Woman plea here - can we please pull the poop challenges out of this (so to speak.....)?

Ewwwwww! :throwup

Sadly, this is quite possible.

Why not just pay me the $5k. I could make this happen!

so it begins

Like I said Purecash is going down. Hmmm lets tak about throwing the contest:winkwink: hit me up on ICQ


I might not need to put together a Belly flop team I can do it myself then.

Ohhhhhhhh SHIT!

I will I will!

Me up against MikeAI! ALL 230lbs of me!

All the donuts in the world wont save you now! hahaha!

Bring it on big boy!!!!

lol... I won't throw the competition for anyone. Purecash has treated me well!

but for $5k I may be able to squeeze one out for you.

http://almostlucky.com/belly2.gif

Hi there.:) Dave knows my ICQ. Let's talk.:glugglug

wow cool contest

it wont be mike you are going against, you have to worry about joe and sharky

Roger,

I appreciate your moxie and guts man. You make this place a better experience everyday :)

Looking forward to this.

whoa looks like you just ate a midget :1orglaugh

good luck!

not yet......:)

you should see him when he is stoned LOL he can pack away the friggin twinkies!!!!!! ever wondered what happen to the twinkie mascott? and why he is no longer around?

Looks like we have a Pornking in the works

Lets talk

Need to keep things Competitive or people will think its was fixed:winkwink:

Nick Your going to be at the show?

Free agency negotiations begin today....

We are waiting on a pending ruling from the league...

:glugglug

GFY and their representitive, JoesHO will be the champion of this event....... but we certainly encourage all contestants to strive for that 2nd place prize :glugglug

second place is the first loser