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Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 12:25 AM

If you found 2 One Hundred Dollar bills -- Would you Return it?
 
Well?

Fizzgig 07-13-2004 12:28 AM

Uhm, to the treasury?

I don't know because I've never been in that situation, I'd like to say I'd post a found ad, but how?
Seriously, the only way to find the owner of 2 lone bills would be to watch for someone who lost them to say something.
If that didn't happen, well what more can you really do?

CDSmith 07-13-2004 12:29 AM

Just two $100's laying on the street?


Uh..... return it to who?

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 12:29 AM

What if there's a LOST AND FOUND, would you take the money there?

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
Uhm, to the treasury?

I don't know because I've never been in that situation, I'd like to say I'd post a found ad, but how?
Seriously, the only way to find the owner of 2 lone bills would be to watch for someone who lost them to say something.
If that didn't happen, well what more can you really do?


C_U_Next_Tuesday 07-13-2004 12:30 AM

if i didnt see the person dropping the money.. yes I would keep it, why give it to someone else :)

thekebie 07-13-2004 12:35 AM

When I was little near Christmas I found a $100 in a parking lot and I went to run in the store to ask if anyone lost it and my dad made me not and keep it. It turned out he had dropped it so I would have money to buy Christmas presents. Good times. :)

CDSmith 07-13-2004 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
if i didnt see the person dropping the money.. yes I would keep it, why give it to someone else :)
There you go. :thumbsup



A tougher question for many would be - "If you found a wallet with the person's ID and a couple grand in cash, would you return it intact?"


On this question I can say without hesitation or uncertainty that the person would get their wallet back, with all the cash still in it.

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
There you go. :thumbsup



A tougher question for many would be - "If you found a wallet with the person's ID and a couple grand in cash, would you return it intact?"


On this question I can say without hesitation or uncertainty that the person would get their wallet back, with all the cash still in it.


What if you didn't have any money and was hard up? Same outcome?

AVM 07-13-2004 01:05 AM

Of course not. I'd go to Red Lobster and get those delicious fucking cheese biscuits. Then spend the rest on Krispey Kreme.

CDSmith 07-13-2004 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
What if you didn't have any money and was hard up? Same outcome?
The wallet would be returned, all money intact. Period.


I would rather be poor and have a clear concience than have a lousy few grand and know that it's not mine. Lowly is the fucker who profits from the misfortunes of others.

johnbosh 07-13-2004 01:07 AM

return it to who?If you bring it to some instance you have a big change they will keep it

theFeTiShLaDy 07-13-2004 01:07 AM

well, if i know who dropped it or who the owner of it is...i will return it of course!

Jace 07-13-2004 01:09 AM

hell no

and if i lost them I woukld not expect them returned, that was my dumb ass mistake for loosing them

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
The wallet would be returned, all money intact. Period.


I would rather be poor and have a clear concience than have a lousy few grand and know that it's not mine. Lowly is the fucker who profits from the misfortunes of others.

You mean to tell me you are that rare one in a million human being that really has integrity?

allamerican2003 07-13-2004 01:11 AM

Karma

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allamerican2003
Karma
Good point.

sicone 07-13-2004 01:13 AM

all monies found in the street belong to me, it fell out of my pocket and a huge gust of wind blew it everywhere.. please return it to me ASAP. The price of swishers were raised again and my case of blunts is almost empty.:thumbsup

CDSmith 07-13-2004 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
You mean to tell me you are that rare one in a million human being that really has integrity?
I don't know about that, but I know any wallet I find will be returned, no debate about it.

Period.

The end.


As in... finito.


No room for discussion.


Drop wallet with any amount of bling in it >> I find wallet >>> you get wallet & bling back.



Is this not clear enough?

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 01:15 AM

It is clear but it seems you are Buddha-like in your integrity and honesty. Perhaps you should have prophet like individuals extolling your virtues in every crowded intersection so the rest of fallen humanity may learn from your paradigmatic example?


Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith


I don't know about that, but I know any wallet I find will be returned, no debate about it.

Period.

The end.


As in... finito.


No room for discussion.


Drop wallet with any amount of bling in it >> I find wallet >>> you get wallet & bling back.



Is this not clear enough?


erehwon 07-13-2004 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
The wallet would be returned, all money intact. Period.

I would rather be poor and have a clear concience than have a lousy few grand and know that it's not mine. Lowly is the fucker who profits from the misfortunes of others.

Call me odd, or chalk it up to the Canadian mentality (I'm a first born American to two Canadians) but the wallet would be returned with all the money intact too.

I am also a firm beliver in Karma, I belive good things will happen to me in the long run.

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AVM
Of course not. I'd go to Red Lobster and get those delicious fucking cheese biscuits. Then spend the rest on Krispey Kreme.
Wow. An honest answer. I am speechless.

fishy 07-13-2004 03:27 AM

There was a show with a hidden camera a couple of weeks ago and some reporters left a wallet full of money on a sidewalk, and they were filming the people who were taking it. :)

Must of them made the wallet their own, and only 10-15% tried to ask around about a missing wallet.

So beware! You might be the next celebrity on "The Nation's Biggest Idiot!"

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 03:29 AM

HYPOCRISY is the best form of comedy


Quote:

Originally posted by fishy

There was a show with a hidden camera a couple of weeks ago and some reporters left a wallet full of money on a sidewalk, and they were filming the people who were taking it. :)

Must of them made the wallet their own, and only 10-15% tried to ask around about a missing wallet.

So beware! You might be the next celebrity on "The Nation's Biggest Idiot!"


Corleone 07-13-2004 03:30 AM

no:glugglug

blazin 07-13-2004 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Just two $100's laying on the street?


Uh..... return it to who?

Exactly.

I did find 10 pounds once - well kinda... I was standing behind this guy in mcdonalds and he reached in his back pocket to get some money and £10 dropped out - It didn't have time to hit the ground before it was in my pocket.

He looked around and knew he had dropped it but I just gave him a blank stare....

The secutiry guard seen what happened but didn't say shit and just smiled. :1orglaugh

Pun 07-13-2004 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erehwon
Call me odd, or chalk it up to the Canadian mentality (I'm a first born American to two Canadians) but the wallet would be returned with all the money intact too.

I am also a firm beliver in Karma, I belive good things will happen to me in the long run.

Chalk me up under the "return it with all the dough" list. What goes around, comes around as the saying says. Call it karma, call it whatever you like, but I believe in it.

Mr. Marks 07-13-2004 03:52 AM

Hilarious.

Legally speaking, the guy lost his money.

Quote:

Originally posted by blazin
Exactly.

I did find 10 pounds once - well kinda... I was standing behind this guy in mcdonalds and he reached in his back pocket to get some money and £10 dropped out - It didn't have time to hit the ground before it was in my pocket.

He looked around and knew he had dropped it but I just gave him a blank stare....

The secutiry guard seen what happened but didn't say shit and just smiled. :1orglaugh


KDizzla 07-13-2004 04:01 AM

I'd treat my girl to some fine dining! Arbys! :winkwink:

fishy 07-13-2004 04:04 AM

By the way, is it American dollars or Canadian dollars?

I hear Canadians (not the dollars, I mean the people!) are more mannered than the Americans. Canadians everywhere, do prove me wrong.

slavdogg 07-13-2004 04:09 AM

when i was younger i would have kept it
now days if i was to find it, i'd return it if possible


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