I have a great joke- and I am on the Ron Stewart Show today!
 

Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit, and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 mllion dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! "The money is in a brown briefcase,buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies:"He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger"

long jokes never do well, especially on TV.

Think Carson, and Leno, and Dangerfield.

quick jojkes always do well.

Rodeney Dangerfield did 400 jokes in his 1 hour set.

its all philosophy

LOL decent Joke KB, and break a leg today man......

:thumbsup

(you know that is a good term right?)

OWNED :1orglaugh

hahahaha yeah where I come from though, it can mean exactly what you said.

Done the flats on many occassions :thumbsup

what time is your show again?

12:35 PST

Wake your friends and call your neighbors I just may talk about the Cameron Diaz thing I am not supposed to talk about

nice stuff...never seen the show...but lll check it out if it is on here

you might get some pity laughs at best... better bring some of your buddies to help out with the laughs.. :)

it's all in the delivery
I killed with it at the La Jolla Comedy Store on Amateur Night last week.

Oh well back to the drawing board

Btw.. you need to prepare something to say if nobody laugh... try..

"Damn.. I paid good money for that joke... The guy guaranteed me ATLEAST 30 laughs.. !!"

:winkwink:

no such thing as the mafia

:1orglaugh

Good joke KB and Good luck on the show today:thumbsup

listen in Hank!

:1orglaugh

good one