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neverlearn 07-09-2004 09:07 PM

Online personality test...the best there is...Dante's Inferno Test!!!
 
going where? :evil-laug :angel

Elli 07-09-2004 09:40 PM

Aw shit.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Ice 07-09-2004 09:45 PM

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

neverlearn 07-10-2004 02:36 AM

I was this ....Second Level of Hell
damn Elli I guess it true what they say...be careful of the quiet ones...lol ;)

r0nin 07-10-2004 03:04 AM

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Doesn't sound like a bad fate at all:feels-hot

r0nin 07-10-2004 03:12 AM

mmm... http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...sorder_test.mv

fuck this tests!

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High clic
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very
Avoidant: Very
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:

abyss_al 07-10-2004 03:22 AM

wow...everyone is 5th level of hell...crazy.. the test is stupid..its based too much on religion

volante 07-10-2004 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
wow...everyone is 5th level of hell...crazy.. the test is stupid..its based too much on religion
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Level 10 should be "Americans and other people who don't understand irony"...

ldinternet 07-10-2004 08:19 AM

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Elli 07-10-2004 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Good LORD man! That sounds nasty! I thought I had it bad, but that takes the cake!

Don't forget to send a postcard! :Graucho

eroswebmaster 07-10-2004 11:19 AM

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Tala 07-10-2004 11:26 AM

Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!


Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High


:glugglug

Napolean 07-10-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by r0nin
Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


Doesn't sound like a bad fate at all:feels-hot

we'll drink it up together down there :1orglaugh

Tala 07-10-2004 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by r0nin
mmm... http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...sorder_test.mv

fuck this tests!

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High clic
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very
Avoidant: Very
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate


And I'm fun at parties. :glugglug

digifan 07-10-2004 11:38 AM

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Hey Tala :) Nice to meet ya hon :winkwink:

Tala 07-10-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan


Hey Tala :) Nice to meet ya hon :winkwink:

Nice. Go ahead; piss us off! :glugglug

SL|M! 07-10-2004 11:49 AM

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.




The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Napolean 07-10-2004 11:51 AM

Paranoid: High click for info
Schizoid: Moderate click for info
Schizotypal: High click for info
Antisocial: High click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Moderate click for info
Narcissistic: Very High click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: High click for info

digifan 07-10-2004 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Nice. Go ahead; piss us off! :glugglug
Lol.. I am sure what happened to me last week i.e. losing my mom and doggie definitely has an effect on these tests but here is the result of the other.. only disorder is being a "loner"

Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: Low -> loner
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate c
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Babagirls 07-10-2004 12:00 PM

im fucked lol

Seventh Level of Hell

Repenting Believers ----------Low
Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers --------Very Low
Lustful ------ Very High
Gluttonous - Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious ---Moderate
Wrathful and Gloomy ------High
The City of Dis Heretics - ---Very Low
Violent ----Very High
the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers----Very High
Cocytus Treacherous ------- Moderate

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And this question is something that always happens to me....i guess i just like the chase more than the catch :winkwink:

"Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after?"

:glugglug

digifan 07-10-2004 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
im fucked lol

Seventh Level of Hell

Repenting Believers ----------Low
Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers --------Very Low
Lustful ------ Very High
Gluttonous - Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious ---Moderate
Wrathful and Gloomy ------High
The City of Dis Heretics - ---Very Low
Violent ----Very High
the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers----Very High
Cocytus Treacherous ------- Moderate

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And this question is something that always happens to me....i guess i just like the chase more than the catch :winkwink:

"Have you ever seduced someone, only to lose interest soon after?"

:glugglug

That's three so far.. we can start something with Tala, hon :)

Tala 07-10-2004 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
That's three so far.. we can start something with Tala, hon :)
Party on the 7th level: Invitation Only. :glugglug

digifan 07-10-2004 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Party on the 7th level: Invitation Only. :glugglug
Cool... how about charging them something?

digifan 07-10-2004 12:14 PM

Hey hon, what's your sign btw? I'm a taurine :)

Babagirls 07-10-2004 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Cool... how about charging them something?
word!! :Graucho

digifan 07-10-2004 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
word!! :Graucho
:thumbsup

Tala 07-10-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Cool... how about charging them something?
Okay, fine. $50 cover charge and BYOB

Doctor Dre 07-10-2004 12:18 PM

2nd level of hell ... and I answered everything totally honestly . not too bad

Lauren 07-10-2004 12:22 PM

Seventh Level of Hell

G
uarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

shit! am i that bad? :Graucho

digifan 07-10-2004 09:36 PM

Welcome to the club, Lauren :)

Magg 07-10-2004 11:41 PM

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme :mad:

Magg 07-10-2004 11:51 PM

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Dagwolf 07-11-2004 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!

Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


:glugglug


Groovy! I'm hanging out with Tala and Lauren in the afterlife! Last one into the boiling blood's a rotten egg!!! :Graucho :firehair

Fizzgig 07-11-2004 12:07 AM

7th Level...

:feels-hot

digifan 07-11-2004 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fizzgig
7th Level...

:feels-hot

Welcome :)

Babagirls 07-11-2004 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
Welcome :)

:1orglaugh


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