The Urban legends of Dank
 

Post your favortite urban legend storys about Dan Churchill here.. Im curious as to how many there are!

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I heard Dan Churchill has a fetish for circus midgets. I heard, from a reliable source, that Dan Churchill likes to have several midgets performing fellatio on him in his mr. turtle pool while he yells, "Come my little fishies!" a la Caligula.

[This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 04-03-2001).]

Bone...you are sooo bad!

You do know that he has a computer now...and has been posting on this board.

OK, what the hell...

Im not sure if this is completly accurate, but I heard that one time he took a bit too much L-Arginine, Bee Pollen, and Ma Huang. He was not able to climax for several days. On the fourth day, during 4 hour, multiple girl sex session...he was finally able to shoot his load. Thus became what is known today as the infamous "12 squirts"

You have totally underplayed the story..

Legend has it, he fucked for 24 hours straight NON STOP without cumming.. Not once.. The following day he still could not, and was a amazement to the women that he was just a fuck machine.. Finally a days later while asleep, he awoke only to find everyone around him asleep.. But he was finally ready to cumm. HE had just woken up, and he now was ready to cumm after days of stright sex not being able to cumm.. He began to relieve himself, and yelled in the room full of people asleep "Arrrrahhhhghghh Im GUNNA CUMM" and came all over the girls back while she was asleep.. But this was not any ordanary orgasism.. Legend has it, there were 12 mosterous squirts very heavy.. Described to be that of a fountain gushing..

I shit you not this is a true story..

In additon, as the story goes he took perfermance enhancers.. The directed dosage reconmended 2-3 tablets prior to intercourse.. According to legend Dank took the dosage and then some.. He was on a very long bus ride on the public bus before he got to the gals house, and was popping the pills like candy.. Before he knew it he had eaten the whole jar of tablets.. A huge huge overdose.. Fucked em up..

i never heard anything about him at all..

i guess im totally behind..

get with it.. This is DANK

i'm gonna pee my pants. Dank?...LOL!

Are you people kidding? I hate porn and even I have heard the stories of Dank! I guess he's only famous in the PNW.

The dude has a 15" prosthetic cock! He says he dont want to please the women, he wants to scare them! The dude is a fucking sex machine!

I hear he is also some sort of biological mystery! Without medication, he has somehow cured himself of both herpies, and chlamydia!

Just fucking insane!

Diabetic Rage?? Kyle?? Nahh cant be? Are we in the presence of another legend? Kyle Diabetic Rage Wicks?

Dank is the Man!! But where is he?? Is he gone! He's never on message boards, and was suprised to see him here!

Anyone heard the urban legend about his Warts?

I shook his had once and felt his warts. They are all over his hand! They are real...not a myth!

Thats sick.. Is it true?

Just thought I'd make a little camio appearance here............Hello.

Kyle!?
Fuck the whole fucking family is here!!!

Yeah, it's all true.
But I got rid of the warts.

And, Hey man! I never had chlamydia!

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Hey ladies!
My email is [email protected]

Say something.

If I start posting shit about my 11" cock and drug overdoses would I get laid?

Guess it can't hurt to try! I'm off to AOL's N*Sync chat room...

Looks like dank is getting popular here like I figured.. Yep the entire boneprone familly is here. Some wont admit they know me though!! lol!

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YOU THINK BECAUSE OF THIS POST I AM DANK!!
hAAA! LOL
YOU ARE A FUNNY FUCK

Good point! Boneprone is not Dank!
I'm Dank!!

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I think this is the post e bart man was looking for!

good times

you still use that icq#?

Skitzo.

From what I've heard, he is a damn fucking machine, alright.