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  • boneprone
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jan 2001
    • 34415
    #1

    The Urban legends of Dank

    Post your favortite urban legend storys about Dan Churchill here.. Im curious as to how many there are!

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    • sweetjimmy
      Banned
      • Jan 2001
      • 777
      #2
      I heard Dan Churchill has a fetish for circus midgets. I heard, from a reliable source, that Dan Churchill likes to have several midgets performing fellatio on him in his mr. turtle pool while he yells, "Come my little fishies!" a la Caligula.

      [This message has been edited by sweetjimmy (edited 04-03-2001).]

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        • Exxxotica
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 4396
          #3
          Bone...you are sooo bad!

          You do know that he has a computer now...and has been posting on this board.


          Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

          note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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            • Exxxotica
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2001
              • 4396
              #4
              OK, what the hell...

              Im not sure if this is completly accurate, but I heard that one time he took a bit too much L-Arginine, Bee Pollen, and Ma Huang. He was not able to climax for several days. On the fourth day, during 4 hour, multiple girl sex session...he was finally able to shoot his load. Thus became what is known today as the infamous "12 squirts"


              Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

              note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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                • boneprone
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 34415
                  #5
                  You have totally underplayed the story..

                  Legend has it, he fucked for 24 hours straight NON STOP without cumming.. Not once.. The following day he still could not, and was a amazement to the women that he was just a fuck machine.. Finally a days later while asleep, he awoke only to find everyone around him asleep.. But he was finally ready to cumm. HE had just woken up, and he now was ready to cumm after days of stright sex not being able to cumm.. He began to relieve himself, and yelled in the room full of people asleep "Arrrrahhhhghghh Im GUNNA CUMM" and came all over the girls back while she was asleep.. But this was not any ordanary orgasism.. Legend has it, there were 12 mosterous squirts very heavy.. Described to be that of a fountain gushing..

                  I shit you not this is a true story..

                  In additon, as the story goes he took perfermance enhancers.. The directed dosage reconmended 2-3 tablets prior to intercourse.. According to legend Dank took the dosage and then some.. He was on a very long bus ride on the public bus before he got to the gals house, and was popping the pills like candy.. Before he knew it he had eaten the whole jar of tablets.. A huge huge overdose.. Fucked em up..

                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                  Learn about it kids.

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                    • X-Web
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 357
                      #6
                      i never heard anything about him at all..

                      i guess im totally behind..

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                        • boneprone
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 34415
                          #7
                          get with it.. This is DANK

                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                          Learn about it kids.

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                            • sweetjimmy
                              Banned
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 777
                              #8
                              i'm gonna pee my pants. Dank?...LOL!

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                                • DiabeticRage
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 135
                                  #9
                                  Are you people kidding? I hate porn and even I have heard the stories of Dank! I guess he's only famous in the PNW.

                                  The dude has a 15" prosthetic cock! He says he dont want to please the women, he wants to scare them! The dude is a fucking sex machine!

                                  I hear he is also some sort of biological mystery! Without medication, he has somehow cured himself of both herpies, and chlamydia!

                                  Just fucking insane!
                                  From the Nectar

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                                    • boneprone
                                      Hall Of Fame
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 34415
                                      #10
                                      Diabetic Rage?? Kyle?? Nahh cant be? Are we in the presence of another legend? Kyle Diabetic Rage Wicks?

                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                        • boneprone
                                          Hall Of Fame
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 34415
                                          #11
                                          Dank is the Man!! But where is he?? Is he gone! He's never on message boards, and was suprised to see him here!

                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                            • boneprone
                                              Hall Of Fame
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 34415
                                              #12
                                              Anyone heard the urban legend about his Warts?

                                              Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                              Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                              http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                              Learn about it kids.

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                                                • Exxxotica
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 4396
                                                  #13
                                                  I shook his had once and felt his warts. They are all over his hand! They are real...not a myth!


                                                  Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven

                                                  note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

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                                                    • boneprone
                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 34415
                                                      #14
                                                      Thats sick.. Is it true?

                                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                                        • dank
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 1674
                                                          #15
                                                          Just thought I'd make a little camio appearance here............Hello.

                                                          Kyle!?
                                                          Fuck the whole fucking family is here!!!

                                                          Yeah, it's all true.
                                                          But I got rid of the warts.

                                                          And, Hey man! I never had chlamydia!

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                                                            • dank
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 1674
                                                              #16
                                                              Hey ladies!
                                                              My email is [email protected]

                                                              Say something.

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                                                                • ElvisTG
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2001
                                                                  • 111
                                                                  #17
                                                                  If I start posting shit about my 11" cock and drug overdoses would I get laid?

                                                                  Guess it can't hurt to try! I'm off to AOL's N*Sync chat room...

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                                                                    • boneprone
                                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 34415
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Looks like dank is getting popular here like I figured.. Yep the entire boneprone familly is here. Some wont admit they know me though!! lol!

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                                                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                                                        • boneprone
                                                                          Hall Of Fame
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 34415
                                                                          #19
                                                                          YOU THINK BECAUSE OF THIS POST I AM DANK!!
                                                                          hAAA! LOL
                                                                          YOU ARE A FUNNY FUCK

                                                                          Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                          Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                          http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                          Learn about it kids.

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                                                                            • dank
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                              • 1674
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Good point! Boneprone is not Dank!
                                                                              I'm Dank!!

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                                                                                • boneprone
                                                                                  Hall Of Fame
                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                  • 34415
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I think this is the post e bart man was looking for!

                                                                                  Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                  Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                  http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                  Learn about it kids.

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                                                                                    • boneprone
                                                                                      Hall Of Fame
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 34415
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      good times

                                                                                      Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones
                                                                                      Bow to the Power - Still BP4L
                                                                                      http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame
                                                                                      Learn about it kids.

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                                                                                        • bringer
                                                                                          i have man boobies
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 13082
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          you still use that icq#?
                                                                                          333-765-551

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                                                                                            • Pornwolf
                                                                                              Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 22712
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Skitzo.
                                                                                              I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                                              Webair, bitches.

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                                                                                                • Mr. Marks
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                  • 7517
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  From what I've heard, he is a damn fucking machine, alright.

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