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kak_azn 07-09-2004 04:47 PM

I need some work! HIRE ME!
 
I am giveing you the oppertuneity to hire me. Why you ask? Well let me explain!

I call myself a business problem solver I can get the job done correct the first time.

Let me know what you need done and I'll tell you how to do it or do it for you plain and simple no bs!

Just stright business. I am allways willing to give you insight for free! $100.00 an hour FIRM!

emthree 07-09-2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I am giveing you the oppertuneity to hire me. Why you ask? Well let me explain!

I call myself a business problem solver I can get the job done correct the first time.

Let me know what you need done and I'll tell you how to do it or do it for you plain and simple no bs!

Just stright business. I am allways willing to give you insight for free! $100.00 an hour FIRM!

Your a joke

NoCarrier 07-09-2004 05:02 PM

Can I hire you to give me the opportunity to fire you?

Alex 07-09-2004 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I am giveing you the oppertuneity to hire me. Why you ask? Well let me explain!

I call myself a business problem solver I can get the job done correct the first time.

Let me know what you need done and I'll tell you how to do it or do it for you plain and simple no bs!

Just stright business. I am allways willing to give you insight for free! $100.00 an hour FIRM!

Make me $250 an hour and ill pay you $100 an hour. deal?

pood 07-09-2004 05:06 PM

just do your own thing if your so good?:thumbsup

Tempest 07-09-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I am giveing you the oppertuneity to hire me. Why you ask? Well let me explain!

I call myself a business problem solver I can get the job done correct the first time.

Let me know what you need done and I'll tell you how to do it or do it for you plain and simple no bs!

Just stright business. I am allways willing to give you insight for free! $100.00 an hour FIRM!

I need the hole in the ozone layer fixed and a solution implemented for global warming. How much to fix that for me.

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
Your a joke

Assholes are like Opinions everybody has one!

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Can I hire you to give me the opportunity to fire you?

Sure whatever floats your boat just aslong as you pay me!

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kaliboy2g
Make me $250 an hour and ill pay you $100 an hour. deal?

I can tell you how you can make $250 an hour for $100.00!

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pood
just do your own thing if your so good?:thumbsup
I am going to It's just going to be sad to see everybody left behind when I get started on my own thing the ones that help me now will get help later!

Tempest 07-09-2004 05:26 PM

Some of us who hire people look for those that are mature enough to say they can't do something. i.e. You could have replied to my post.

emthree 07-09-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
Your a joke

fact.

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tempest
Some of us who hire people look for those that are mature enough to say they can't do something. i.e. You could have replied to my post.
I can't do alot of thing's but I will try my best and if it dont work then fire me thats all I ask!

BeHeadR 07-09-2004 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by kak_azn
I can tell you how you can make $250 an hour for $100.00!
If you can make $250/hour why are you on the board looking for a job douche?

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
fact.
I dont even know you I dont got time for your bullshit please take it out of my thred!

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeHeadR
If you can make $250/hour why are you on the board looking for a job douche?
Because I am broke and need money to get back on my feet to make that $250.00 an hour!

OzMan 07-09-2004 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I am going to It's just going to be sad to see everybody left behind when I get started on my own thing the ones that help me now will get help later!
Well I gave you good free advice a while ago when I suggested that you

READ MORE AND POST LESS

so don't forget me when you hit the big time k?

Tempest 07-09-2004 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
Because I am broke and need money to get back on my feet to make that $250.00 an hour!
I'm confused. So you DON'T want a job? You just want a small contract or per hour work?

Alex 07-09-2004 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BeHeadR
If you can make $250/hour why are you on the board looking for a job douche?
:winkwink:

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzMan
Well I gave you good free advice a while ago when I suggested that you

READ MORE AND POST LESS

so don't forget me when you hit the big time k?

Thanks for the advice I do agree with you reading is key!

Doctor Dre 07-09-2004 05:47 PM

A week ago you joined GFY, as a lurking surfer and now you think you can solve business problems ?

You didnt even wanna give your sig video for free .

Reak 07-09-2004 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I can tell you how you can make $250 an hour for $100.00!
That's why you looking for a $100 / hour job.

:1orglaugh

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tempest
I'm confused. So you DON'T want a job? You just want a small contract or per hour work?

I am looking for all of the above! but I will be damned If I am makeing you $10,000 a day and your only paying me $50 a day thats just not right get my drift I will work until my job is done how every long that takes!

Doctor Dre 07-09-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I am looking for all of the above! but I will be damned If I am makeing you $10,000 a day and your only paying me $50 a day thats just not right get my drift I will work until my job is done how every long that takes!
How much you think ppl make in this industry ?

Are you luclonely ?

lickmymonster 07-09-2004 05:55 PM

Can you make me a 300k tgp by next Tuesday?:)

Tempest 07-09-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I am looking for all of the above! but I will be damned If I am makeing you $10,000 a day and your only paying me $50 a day thats just not right get my drift I will work until my job is done how every long that takes!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good luck man...

kak_azn 07-09-2004 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
A week ago you joined GFY, as a lurking surfer and now you think you can solve business problems ?

You didnt even wanna give your sig video for free .


It was more like a few months ago & yes I can solve business problems. I hate to tell you this but you cant learn everything from gfy you dont know what my past is or what I cant do because you dont know a damn thing about me.

And with the sig video why would I give it away for free? I guess you like giveing away things for free good for you!

kak_azn 07-09-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lickmymonster
Can you make me a 300k tgp by next Tuesday?:)
I will tell you right off hand how it will go down I can get you in contact with the people that can do it and I will even be on their ass to get it done by the deadline becuase it's my ass if they dont! let me know?

emthree 07-09-2004 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
I will tell you right off hand how it will go down I can get you in contact with the people that can do it and I will even be on their ass to get it done by the deadline becuase it's my ass if they dont! let me know?
What's a tgp?

kak_azn 07-09-2004 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
What's a tgp?
thumbnail gallery post!

woj 07-09-2004 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
What's a tgp?
Registered: Jun 2003
Posts: 1513

:eek7

Chris 07-09-2004 07:15 PM

I tried to help you but you instad just tried it out for a day and then blocked me

Oh well

kak_azn 07-10-2004 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JupZChris
I tried to help you but you instad just tried it out for a day and then blocked me

Oh well


Yeah you did kind of it's relly relly hard to promote pills with out a website I mean I can send out 10,000 e-mails or more a day but I dont relly have anuff cash to even promote your program correctly with out spaming people. The best thing I could do for you is get you in contact with people that can get the sales for you. I never blocked you?

Preacher 07-10-2004 01:42 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ash@phpFX 07-10-2004 01:52 AM

ok ill pay you. it seems logical to pay a broke guy for advice on how to make money doesn't it

kak_azn 07-10-2004 02:40 PM

Yeah it does because I am not just some broke guy off the streets I'll give you advice you dont got to pay me up front pay me after I give it to you and if it dont make you more money then dont pay me!

ldinternet 07-10-2004 03:05 PM

$100 an hour? It's just not going to happen, sorry. :1orglaugh

This is a hard business. You'd be lucky to get $1. Seriously.

Lane 07-10-2004 03:13 PM

I used to think Luc was a webmaster doing so good that he had so much free time to talk all this bullshit on GFY.

But i think he really is a loser kid from philly, living with his parents.

kak_azn 07-10-2004 03:17 PM

Ok well I am not luc so stay the fuck out of my thred you fuck tards!

Alex 07-10-2004 05:14 PM

35 posts a day. If between each post takes 30seconds to wait.

Lets average that at 12 minutes.
Plus the time to read the whole tread to post a reply. Another 1 minute per thread. That equals 35min
Plus the time to write a reply, thats about at least 45 per reply thats near 26 min

THat makes 73 min, average that to 75 minutes a day minimum you spend here. You could have found a real job with that time.




For those of you couting how many hours that is, its 1 hour and 15 min:glugglug

kak_azn 07-10-2004 05:17 PM

:winkwink:

Alex 07-10-2004 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by kak_azn
:winkwink:
You find that funny. I was being damn serious. If you cant find a real job with that extra time there has to be something you could do online.

Doctor Dre 07-10-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
It was more like a few months ago & yes I can solve business problems. I hate to tell you this but you cant learn everything from gfy you dont know what my past is or what I cant do because you dont know a damn thing about me.

And with the sig video why would I give it away for free? I guess you like giveing away things for free good for you!

Why would you give a video for free to porn webmasters ... because they aiint gonna pay for it ...

Why would I give you 100 $ an hour to work for me ? I wont cauz I am a cheap ass mofo and you are 10000000 time worst. You wont even share what you dont pay for .

There are some people that have been succesfull in this business since 96-98 arround here, that got 100x your experience and would require 25 $ an hour .

kak_azn 07-10-2004 05:23 PM

Why are people trying to give me advice?

Your loss not mine!

Doctor Dre 07-10-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
Yeah you did kind of it's relly relly hard to promote pills with out a website I mean I can send out 10,000 e-mails or more a day but I dont relly have anuff cash to even promote your program correctly with out spaming people. The best thing I could do for you is get you in contact with people that can get the sales for you. I never blocked you?
10 000 emails a day ? you wont make a penny ... make it 500k an hour 24/7

Doctor Dre 07-10-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
Why are people trying to give me advice?
Cauz you need to get a clue ?

emthree 07-10-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
Registered: Jun 2003
Posts: 1513

:eek7

I was asking the azn guy looking for work

(he's a surfer) :1orglaugh

kak_azn 07-10-2004 05:29 PM

Ok thanks for fucking my thred all up you fucken retard's keep your comments to your self because I dont want to see them unless your going to pay me! :321GFY

Alex 07-10-2004 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kak_azn
Ok thanks for fucking my thred all up you fucken retard's keep your comments to your self because I dont want to see them unless your going to pay me! :321GFY

You posted on a public board.
You posted on a ADULT public board.

How do you not expect somebody not to call you the dumbass you are.

dunefield 07-10-2004 06:02 PM

what happened to that girl in ya sig... :(


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