Door to door canvasser (very scary story)
 

Okay this is a bit of a weird story.
Anyways I am sitting around watching "Bad Santa" when there is a knock at the door. I put my hat on and walk to the door to answer it.

There is a timid woman about 30 years old carrying a folder of papers and says:
"Hi I am from the society against internet predetors"

I am like cool a cause I wouldn't mind giving some money to. She continues on when I show interest about how they want to stop older people from getting young children (sexeducation ... the law is cracking down on people like you) to meet up with them and then abuse them.
She also says sad situations occur where the children are forced into pornographic films. At this point I cringed and just said "uuggghhhh" and gave her 20 bucks and said good luck with the canvassing and their cause.


Then I clued in about 5 minutes later why she was staring at me so damn weird and studdering her speech.












"PornKings.com"
On my hat.

hahahha, nice

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup nice...hat works good on door to door momons also I imagine.

I felt bad. But then I was happy I gave money.

Was she licking her lips and flicking her hair?

No. She seemed very offbeat.

I bet she was wet...

ya know, down there..

:1orglaugh :thumbsup she was actually just looking for work..:Graucho

Yeah, she was propably horny.

ahahahahahah!!!!

Did you have a doobie in your ear?

haha poor lady. I'm surprised she didn't run when she saw your hat.

I was a door to door canvasser once (for an environmental agency) and it was a pretty fun job.

Classic:1orglaugh

yeah...as your next model

Nice!

I want a PornKings.com hat, too. Preferebly with Sunny Leone under it. :Graucho

hehe holy. hey maybe she didnt even notice the hat

oh shit...lots of nerve that woman has...