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Joesho 07-08-2004 08:16 AM

where is boneprone, you want to do the Handicapping for the bets?
 
Betting is illegal, and should be done only in Jest...
However with that said, GAME ON!!!!!!

brand0n 07-08-2004 08:34 AM

i got 50 on joe.

NickPapageorgio 07-08-2004 08:35 AM

:glugglug :xomunch :spawn

AdPatron 07-08-2004 08:35 AM

Joe!

inabon 07-08-2004 08:35 AM

WHAT JUICY IS NOT IN THE LIST JAJAJAJA THATS RIGHT HE IS A MODEL..... FUNNY HOW NOW IT IS COOL TO BE HEAVY

LOL

Mike AI 07-08-2004 08:54 AM

I will not be placing bets but I am sponsoring Sharky and think he will put on a masterful display!

Nobody Specific 07-08-2004 08:57 AM

I've got my money on Sharky, I've seen him in action!

Joesho 07-08-2004 08:58 AM

We are looking for more confimed contestants in both the Male, and Female categories...

if you are interested let us know, as sponsors for the stomach space are waiting to purchase YOUR space too

Jman 07-08-2004 09:10 AM

I can do like Golden Palace and get a nice big temp Tattoo on my back or belly if a sponsor is interested :Graucho

Started Belly Flopping the 1st Island Gathering and been doing since.. I have train with lots of the contenders and got to know there technic pretty well.

It's going to be a steal for me

Y'all going DOWN PUNKS!!!

leedsfan 07-08-2004 09:14 AM

My money is on Jman's belly, outdoing all you mofo's.

jmelyn 07-08-2004 09:19 AM

Watch out everyone.....it's all about Jman!:frenchman

Phoenix 07-08-2004 09:24 AM

haha that is right..im only 195 lbs...but solid rock baby..see me splash


oh and you spelt my name wrong mofo..lol

bigjb 07-08-2004 09:24 AM

In the spirit of Belly Flopping TCG 3.0 has decided to sponsor
Jmans Belly. I witnessed his manatee look in Curacao and feel
like he has the jumping ability and lack of fear to become a
big SPLASH at this Event.

BTW,, we are sending him a dozen donuts daily to get his
belly in tip top shape.

:winkwink:

Magnus 07-08-2004 09:25 AM

Joesho cuz he has the Buhda!!!

SleazyDream 07-08-2004 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigjb
In the spirit of Belly Flopping TCG 3.0 has decided to sponsor
Jmans Belly. I witnessed his manatee look in Curacao and feel
like he has the jumping ability and lack of fear to become a
big SPLASH at this Event.

BTW,, we are sending him a dozen donuts daily to get his
belly in tip top shape.

:winkwink:


Skufty suddenly woke up when he heard the word "donuts!"

http://www.sleazydream.com/banners/drunk/011.jpg

Jman 07-08-2004 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bigjb
In the spirit of Belly Flopping TCG 3.0 has decided to sponsor
Jmans Belly. I witnessed his manatee look in Curacao and feel
like he has the jumping ability and lack of fear to become a
big SPLASH at this Event.

BTW,, we are sending him a dozen donuts daily to get his
belly in tip top shape.

:winkwink:

Thanks Bro (munch... munch) I won't let you down (munch... munch )

Damn I need a glass of milk now :thumbsup

JFK 07-08-2004 09:40 AM

Lets not forget Lightspeed , he is a fearless competitor:thumbsup

zentz 07-08-2004 09:43 AM

joesho :thumbsup

Sunny Leone 07-08-2004 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jmelyn
Watch out everyone.....it's all about Jman!:frenchman

Heck Yeah...JMan has my vote for sure!!!!

XOXO
Sunny Leone

Juicy D. Links 07-08-2004 10:03 AM

:Graucho :Graucho

PeerPatrick 07-08-2004 10:07 AM

I was getting really round and ready for the contest living in Charlotte but since I moved to Miami, I been dropping pounds.

I gots to get my diet back into full effect, fried chicken, carnitas,hamdogs, krispy cremes instead of bread...

See you all in Hollywood.:thumbsup

Fear the Belly!

Joesho 07-08-2004 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sunny Leone
Heck Yeah...JMan has my vote for sure!!!!

XOXO
Sunny Leone

JMan is going down...... he is a cagey veteran though....:thumbsup

BT 07-08-2004 10:12 AM

I'd take all you non belly flopping fools out. If I am correct you know who the founder is!!!:BangBang: I'm walking on and getting my full scholarship.

Doctor Dre 07-08-2004 10:13 AM

I think I missed the purpose of this topic

Joesho 07-08-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
I think I missed the purpose of this topic

we are trying to create some waves LOL

BT 07-08-2004 10:37 AM

What is the prize for the winners? Say top 3

Babagirls 07-08-2004 11:45 AM

my money is on Joesheo (boy, you better be goin to mcdonalds 3 times a day to gain some extra weight for a better flop) :Graucho

Sharky 07-08-2004 11:46 AM

I like how you left the "S" off my name.

who the hell knows "harky"

lol

RyanL 07-08-2004 11:54 AM

I too vote for Sharky..

I've seen his power.. and have been drenched many of times :)

Mike AI 07-08-2004 11:54 AM

Sharky it is a conspiracy, the event is taking place in South Florida afterall - I think it has something to do with a hanging chad!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aleister 639 07-08-2004 11:58 AM

I got all my change plus some Canadian Looneys riding on Sharky.
LMAO this almost worth the price of plane ticket to Miami.

CrazyNakedChick 07-08-2004 12:00 PM

GO SHARKY! :thumbsup :thumbsup

Sharky 07-08-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI
Sharky it is a conspiracy, the event is taking place in South Florida afterall - I think it has something to do with a hanging chad!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

HAHHAHA! I'm curious how the voting will go down to make it fair?

Joesho 07-08-2004 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
HAHHAHA! I'm curious how the voting will go down to make it fair?
there wil l be a panel of nuetral celebrity judges selected by a comitte, that has oversight by the masses....:)

boneprone 07-08-2004 01:11 PM

OK ...

Boneprone's Pics.

Joesho JMan Sharky

Id do a Trifecta Box with these three and if you are looking for the Dark Horse to squeeze into the top three to increase the payout and work the odds put Phoenix in your box bet or combination..

Putting Joesho as a Win Place Show bet also isnt too bad.

If you are into the Quenilla then be sure to Wheel JMan and hope for a long shot to come in with em for a nice payout.


Stay away from the passion bets like Steve Lightspeed.. We all want em to win, but its the passion bets that bite you in the end,.
I forsee steve coming in next to last.. That is unless he scratches for not making the weight.

Who knows though. If Seabiscuit could do it maybe Steve can.

But my money rides on ones I mentioned.

boneprone 07-08-2004 01:17 PM

Enter Headless into the competition and you got yourself an entire different kind of dynamic.

Joesho 07-08-2004 01:18 PM

Hey Boneprone, could you handicap them as the house bookie like a 2 to 1 or 657 to 1 etc... down the list, give our belly sig buyers a good chance to establish value, as to have such a professional as yourself laying down the points.

MarcWomack 07-08-2004 01:34 PM

Man, you guys don't understand what it takes to win a belly flop contest. It has NOTHING to do with size. It's all about tolerance for pain! It's not the size of the splash, it's the cracking sound of every nerve on a person's body sizzling with searing pain! Bring it on!

Phoenix 07-08-2004 01:38 PM

haha...im going to make sure im toasted before this goes down...ill start from about 20 ft back and get some speed up...i'll be hitting that water at top velocity

we should keep a lifeguard around..lol

TheWildcard 07-08-2004 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magnus3X
Joesho cuz he has the Buhda!!!
Buddha.

bombuno 07-08-2004 02:02 PM

i got your back steve

Jman 07-08-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ConsumptionJunction
Man, you guys don't understand what it takes to win a belly flop contest. It has NOTHING to do with size. It's all about tolerance for pain! It's not the size of the splash, it's the cracking sound of every nerve on a person's body sizzling with searing pain! Bring it on!
Yup that is exactly it ... If you can't take a real SMACK better stay away from the pool...

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...tel/O01136.jpg

Jman 07-08-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
OK ...

Boneprone's Pics.

Joesho JMan Sharky

Id do a Trifecta Box with these three and if you are looking for the Dark Horse to squeeze into the top three to increase the payout and work the odds put Phoenix in your box bet or combination..

Putting Joesho as a Win Place Show bet also isnt too bad.

If you are into the Quenilla then be sure to Wheel JMan and hope for a long shot to come in with em for a nice payout.


Stay away from the passion bets like Steve Lightspeed.. We all want em to win, but its the passion bets that bite you in the end,.
I forsee steve coming in next to last.. That is unless he scratches for not making the weight.

Who knows though. If Seabiscuit could do it maybe Steve can.

But my money rides on ones I mentioned.

Damn now i feel like a horse... Eh?

chAos 07-08-2004 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JMan
Yup that is exactly it ... If you can't take a real SMACK better stay away from the pool...

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/archi...tel/O01136.jpg

dude you have a tolerance for pain that might only be matched by me...

but then again i might have to enter this little thing hmmmmm

Sharky 07-08-2004 03:01 PM

TIP:


If done right, a bellyflop can be mastered with very little pain. Even water displacement is the key.

That is the first and only tip I will give.

Joesho 07-08-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sharky
TIP:


If done right, a bellyflop can be mastered with very little pain. Even water displacement is the key.

That is the first and only tip I will give.

Yeah, it is good for you rookies to help each other with tips ... I would feel bad otherwise LOL

Sharky 07-08-2004 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
Yeah, it is good for you rookies to help each other with tips ... I would feel bad otherwise LOL
HAHAHAHA!

Jman 07-08-2004 04:31 PM

LMAO

That ain't a tip... It's called a Belly Flop not a Belly Spalsh contest.

Sound and smack as a lot to do in a real Belly flop competition.

Or else better call a Pool Bomb contest like we was doing when we where kids :1orglaugh

chAos 07-08-2004 04:37 PM

i think the judging should be done by the redness and tenderness of the belly

Cory W 07-08-2004 04:56 PM

BoneProne,

I may be representing a substantial contender. I will let everyone know tomorrow, but I will say this, you will be revising your pool if this goes down.

My book of contacts is deep, my will to raise the stakes even deeper.

Sleep well and I would suggest holding your bets boys.


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