::ANNOUNCEMENT:: Belly Whore
 

Would just like to make it official that the total square footage of my abdomen has been purchased by an annonymous buyer for an undisclosed amount of money. Sorry to all who were hoping to get half a billboard on this gargantuan belly of mine but it has been sold. Continue with your postings...:glugglug

post pics of the belly

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This thread is useless without photos!

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how big is your monitor?:Graucho

:drinkup :drinkup :drinkup

im running dual 17" and tv output to a 32" tv, take your pick

Punker, your belly is small, but I would like to be the first to start a bidding war for that real estate!

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shh, i think it's about to talk to us

I been wondering where them voices were coming from.

Oh my god that is Great!

Is that hair or spiders?

This is classic!! :1orglaugh

How much for an MC's belly???


Btw, I am going to be an MC for this! :winkwink:

Very kewl!!!!! :)

Now that is Marketing in it's finest form:thumbsup

How much to purchase your stomach for the entire weekend?

I do not fuck around with things like this.

Hmmm... do you really think you could "own it" for the weekend??? :winkwink:

No. But that 15 or 20 seconds of owning would be impressive as hell.

More like a lease option....

How do you clock the mileage on that? :Graucho

Hmm good question....:rasta

Better get a big deposit upfront for sure though I would guess...:thumbsup

You going down to this Onw Stewie? I am looking forward to meeting you ...:)

Trying to make this one if I can - it always comes down to babysitter issues, and no family in the local area.

Looking forward to meeting you as well. :glugglug

:1orglaugh Nice one

I will call Lensman today, and see if we can get a forum up for stomch bidding for a week or so.....:)

Let's not forget the value of the asscrack real estate!

In all us big guys we show ass crack for free! People like to ogle and laugh, but they will certainly be staring! My belly is sold, but my crack is still for sale!

:-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Damn right!! And to think all this time I been giving it away for FREE!?!