give your bitch THE SPIDERMAN!!
 

when fucking, pull out, and bust a nut in your hand

throw that jizz all in her face like it's web and be like "IM SPIDERMAN, BITCH!"

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hahahahaha

I hope she doesnt have spidey sense

ooooo...sounds intreguing! :1orglaugh

Holy shit ! now thats funny

i did that to my g/f tonight and she kicked my stomach

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OMFG thats great

LOL! :1orglaugh You fucker, milk almost came out of my nose :1orglaugh

Nice!http://www.coolbuddy.com/icon/movies...piderman12.jpg

the next time i fuck her, im gonna wait until she starts to orgasm and then tattoo that pic on her back and be like "THIS IS SPIDERMAN VERSION 1.02 BETA NIGGA"

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"Here CUMS your friendly neighborhood Spiderman!" :winkwink:

ROFL best post evAr!!!

I guess i'll need to find a girl who can spit shine my hand afterwards

LOL made my night.. hahahaaha

that's some funny shyte :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lmao

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:1orglaugh great tactic

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I'm ot sure if that would work very well. Nice idea though. :thumbsup

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Now let me try:D

This one actually made me laugh!

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That was fucken hilarious!!

hahaha omg I have to try that one out :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Damn funny :thumbsup

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hehehe:glugglug

Then you could do a little dance

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I met good old Spiderman at the World series of Poker this year and he was an Asshole. Maybe he thinks he's the next Superman.

only if she's MJ...i'd be Peter

LOLL.. i just got up about 1/2 hour... at least my day started with a big laugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hahah just checking that site out
i like this one:

While tag-teaming a girl with your buddy, have on guy doing her in the ass and the other guy getting a hummer.Then have the guy in the back tell her he is gonna blow and then spit on her back. When she turns around, give her the facial of her life. Then when she turns around to face the front again, the guy in the front blows it in her face for the second facial. It's a good one. (A.K.A. The Double Houdini)

LOL nice one!

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Damn...that's great :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

lolll

I'm going to try that.. but I expect it'd going to get me knocked the fuck out. My girlfriend has a nice right hook.

:1orglaugh funny!

I hope that didnt take u long to think of :)

i think spiderman is overrated...what's with peter parker anyway???

oh shit, thats funny!

still no pics?