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DarkJedi 07-07-2004 12:12 PM

Is it ok to slap a woman?
 
Like, if a woman punches you in the face, can you slap her back?

Not a swing with a clenched fist, a right hook to the jaw, but a backhand across the face to Defend yourself.

?

What if a woman throws a book at you from across the room and it hits you in the face? Can you slap her then?

thx

Magg 07-07-2004 12:14 PM

if shes ugly; yes
if shes hot; grab her and shake her a bit

Jinx 07-07-2004 12:15 PM

Just shake the shit out of the bitch...

Alex 07-07-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Like, if a woman punches you in the face, can you slap her back?

Not a swing with a clenched fist, a right hook to the jaw, but a backhand across the face to Defend yourself.

?

What if a woman throws a book at you from across the room and it hits you in the face? Can you slap her then?

thx


You just tell me who punched or threw a book at you and i will take care of it:BangBang:

ZanyCash Larry 07-07-2004 12:16 PM

Not, You just have to walk away and leave the crazy bitch.

TheWildcard 07-07-2004 12:16 PM

It's okay to torture women.

AVM 07-07-2004 12:17 PM

Yes. :hitit

Deepai 07-07-2004 12:17 PM

yes its much more acceptable to shake a bitch!

cold_ice 07-07-2004 12:19 PM

If she is on top of you knock the shit out of her, but if she is across the room just walk away:2 cents:

DarkJedi 07-07-2004 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZanyCash Larry
Not, You just have to walk away and leave the crazy bitch.
I was hit in the face with a lit candle and a book. In those incidences I walked out of the house and went for a drive.

But, like, if some chick elbows you right across the fucking nose, and you slap her, what about that?

The Heron 07-07-2004 12:19 PM

Beat the shit out of her, they wanted equality I say we give it to them!

Alex 07-07-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Beat the shit out of her, they wanted equality I say we give it to them!

Phoenix 07-07-2004 12:21 PM

unless you are a pansy, there is no need to hit any woman

in any fashion

that being said i slap my girls ass all the time..but it is just playful

Scott McD 07-07-2004 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Heron
Beat the shit out of her, they wanted equality I say we give it to them!

Tala 07-07-2004 12:23 PM

If she punched you or elbowed you, etc. then hell yes, slap her. If she's just calling anmes and shit walk away. And if she throws stuff at you, pick it up and launch it right back. Guaranteed she won't expect that shit.

And for those who will scream that I'm advocating abuse, grow up and get over it. If she started it, then by God, you finish it. If she didn't start anything, you don't fuckin touch her. Simple as that.

SlickCash Sarah 07-07-2004 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
If she punched you or elbowed you, etc. then hell yes, slap her. If she's just calling anmes and shit walk away. And if she throws stuff at you, pick it up and launch it right back. Guaranteed she won't expect that shit.

And for those who will scream that I'm advocating abuse, grow up and get over it. If she started it, then by God, you finish it. If she didn't start anything, you don't fuckin touch her. Simple as that.


Couldnt agree with you more. Don't start something you are not prepared to finish! I dont agree with violence of any sort.

eroswebmaster 07-07-2004 12:25 PM

Back when I was younger like 13 or so there was Brandy, daughter to a close friend of the family.

Anyway she and her cousin came over one night and we were all going to camp out in my living room.

At one point she got all hysterical about something...really causing a scene and said she was going to go home which was like 10 miles away and it was like 1 am.

Anyway she hauls off and kicks me squire in the newts...in a split second I mean almost instinctively I slapped her.

I heard about this from her mom and her mom's friends for months afterwards.

No mention of this girl kicking me in me jewels...just that I barely smacked the little bitch.

NaughtyAllie 07-07-2004 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
But, like, if some chick elbows you right across the fucking nose, and you slap her, what about that?
Yes, you can slap her. I think so anyway but you'll probably go to jail. Maybe you should find a really big, butch kind of girl to slap the bitch for you. :thumbsup

NaughtyAllie 07-07-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
If she punched you or elbowed you, etc. then hell yes, slap her. If she's just calling anmes and shit walk away. And if she throws stuff at you, pick it up and launch it right back. Guaranteed she won't expect that shit.

And for those who will scream that I'm advocating abuse, grow up and get over it. If she started it, then by God, you finish it. If she didn't start anything, you don't fuckin touch her. Simple as that.

Nicely said! :thumbsup

OWNED 07-07-2004 12:26 PM

My rule on this is:

Never hit a woman under any cirumstance except one:

If she makes you bleed then you can knock her the fuck off her feet!

eiht_98 07-07-2004 12:28 PM

You have to slap that bitch every now and then.,

escorpio 07-07-2004 12:30 PM

Not really. There are a few exceptions, like when Elli's husband got mugged that girl had a punch coming. But generally speaking you should be strong enough to grab her wrists and prevent anymore hitting.

but...

If she's bigger and stronger than you it's o.k. to do what you have to do to defend yourself. I wouldn't let a woman that's physically able to beat the fucking crap out of me do it just because she's a woman.

glitvak 07-07-2004 12:30 PM

yeh you can hit her

zanycash Pete 07-07-2004 12:32 PM

I would say walk away! UNLESS SHE GOES FOR THE NUTS! THAN IT'S HUNTING SEASON MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!:feels-hot


Not that I endorce violence against women in any way!

Lucy 07-07-2004 12:32 PM

no, just walk away from that crazy girl:thumbsup

grumpy 07-07-2004 12:34 PM

as long as it doesnt leave any scarfes. sure.

JoeB 07-07-2004 12:38 PM

Just pick her up by her shoulders and throw her to the nearest couch or bed and get the fuck out! It is not necessary to pop a female in tha jaw for any reason. They just are not built like men and generally are not capable of taking a shot from a full grown man! But if you are a puss and must do it, be carefull she might just possibly be able to whoop your ass!
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beergood 07-07-2004 12:38 PM

I'd drop the hammer on the bitch if she drew blood or went for the family jewels. I would also throw something back at her if she threw it first. Other than that just blow it off.

Deepai 07-07-2004 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix
unless you are a pansy, there is no need to hit any woman

in any fashion

that being said i slap my girls ass all the time..but it is just playful

yes but what if thier faces look like ass??

Tom_PMs 07-07-2004 12:40 PM

Best to avoid potential violent encounters altogether. Let the lowbrows destroy themselves, help the gene pool.

If a woman threw a book at me from across the room, then it's a deal breaker. Game over. Get out of my life or I'll get out of yours. No question about it.

Enema 07-07-2004 01:07 PM

You should never lay your hands on a woman in violence.

That's why I keep a doornob in a sock with me at all times.

[illnet]-Romeo 07-07-2004 01:09 PM

I slap my women in the ass!!

kimzar 07-07-2004 01:13 PM

poke her in the eye:eyecrazy

emthree 07-07-2004 01:40 PM

I never could hit a chick to hurt her. Maybe on the ass or in a joking manner, but that's it.

But...
This is the sort of shit that murder stories and spousal abuse are made of people. I put up with a lot of shit that I get from females, sometimes I just want to kick them in their head ... but I hold it back. It also doesnt help when the bitch has a squeeky airhead voice that gives you a headache. :2 cents: :mad:

Rosie 07-07-2004 01:44 PM

Never raise a hand to anyone in anger.




Wait until you're calm and completely in control - then tie her up and cane the crap out of her. Works for me every time

:Graucho

PenisFace 07-07-2004 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
I never could hit a chick to hurt her. Maybe on the ass or in a joking manner, but that's it.

But...
This is the sort of shit that murder stories and spousal abuse are made of people. I put up with a lot of shit that I get from females, sometimes I just want to kick them in their head ... but I hold it back. It also doesnt help when the bitch has a squeeky airhead voice that gives you a headache. :2 cents: :mad:


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

myjah 07-07-2004 01:48 PM

no, it's never ok

Rankings 07-07-2004 01:50 PM

hell no

cypocrypt 07-07-2004 01:50 PM

ive never even raised my hand at my woman and neither has she but ive always warned her "if you put yourself in a man's place be ready to be treated like a man"

so far she's listened :winkwink:

jennym 07-07-2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoeB
They just are not built like men and generally are not capable of taking a shot from a full grown man!
Well then they should keep their fucking hands to themselves!! Would a woman hit a woman much bigger than her without expecting to get the shit knocked out of her? No. So women should not hit men just because they think the man isn't supposed to hit them back! That shit makes my blood boil!

"oooh, I'm just a girl, so you should stand there and let me beat the shit out of you"

NOT!!

Raf1 07-07-2004 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
If she punched you or elbowed you, etc. then hell yes, slap her. If she's just calling anmes and shit walk away. And if she throws stuff at you, pick it up and launch it right back. Guaranteed she won't expect that shit.

And for those who will scream that I'm advocating abuse, grow up and get over it. If she started it, then by God, you finish it. If she didn't start anything, you don't fuckin touch her. Simple as that.

what she said :glugglug

EviLGuY 07-07-2004 01:53 PM

It really depends on the situation.. :Graucho

Doctor Dre 07-07-2004 01:56 PM

She does not have any more rights then you do to hit you ...

You shouldnt hit her, but she shouldnt hit you ...

If she hits you and you think the only way to reason her is to hit her, then do it ...

But that shouldnt happen in the first time

cronos 07-07-2004 01:59 PM

Question is : Why are you with an unstable chick:2 cents:

Sosa 07-07-2004 02:00 PM

no

TheWildcard 07-07-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rosie
Never raise a hand to anyone in anger.




Wait until you're calm and completely in control - then tie her up and cane the crap out of her. Works for me every time

:Graucho

:1orglaugh

cfU 07-07-2004 02:19 PM

"Im Rick James Bitch!!"

Basic_man 07-07-2004 02:24 PM

Yeah! You can slap it ! :winkwink: :Graucho :thumbsup

Manowar 07-07-2004 02:34 PM

Shove a railgun up her ass

zanycash Pete 07-07-2004 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cfU
"Im Rick James Bitch!!"

Dave Chapelle Fan:thumbsup


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