so fukin pist off sum pikie twat just arf-inched my bike
 

well pist off gang
parked up my bike at home at 11.45am
went in sorted sum tools out to fix the gears

sum pikie, small dicked, crack smokin, fake gold wearing pleb nicked the fukin bike!!!!

phone the coppers at 12.10pm
and no fucking sign of them

and its fuckin rainin as well

what a bad day..
so please post some nice pics of ladies (naked) please to cheer me up..
:(

someone stole your bike? sorry to hear that man

I think that's what he's saying. Does anyone here speak Olde English Slange?

SpaceAce

is that was this is about? that sucks

I have no idea what this is about

Can we get that in american slang please?

can someone translate arf-inched for me? thats crazy. and sorry about your bike man, better get another one that looks really fancy.. put it in a similar place, wait for someone to try and gank it.... then you can pop out of the bushes and go to town on them.

I believe the gentleman is referring to a gypsy vagrant stealing his beloved bike. Arf-inched (pinched) as in stolen .. cockney

Gypsies .. I shit em .. would be the correct response and then to steal their tarmac truck.

Knackers piss me off. Back when i used to live in Ireland, the dumb fucks would come by our house every other week and beg for clothing.

damn that really must suck. Hope it wasn't an expensive bike

speak normally, please.

Sorry to hear about the bike being stolen

How does one beg for clothing? Thats just... odd. I wish someopne do that here. I have a fucking closet full of old shit. :1orglaugh

where abouts in UK r u bruv?