If you could give yourself a Blowjob, would you?
 

If you could give yourself a blowjob, would you do it ?

I know if I could I wouldn't be writing this post right now. :winkwink:

not a chance in hell...

If I could do that I would never leave home. For the people that say no I think you still would but would never admit it. You can touch your penis and play with it all the time, so if you could blow yourself you mean to tell me you wouldn't do that, lol.

Mark

'if'?

No, I would sleep on it instead. It would be a nice portable pillow.

If you could fuck yourself would you........"GO FUCK YOURSELF"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TWICE DAILY.

One of our models had a boyfriend who could suck himself off. I've often wondered why he ever left home.

I think I'll be one of the guys that never admits it. :eek2

If you say you wouldn't suck your own dick you would never masturbate.

Lying fuckers. :glugglug

Homos

No.

I think the REAL questions is, is would you SWALLOW!?


or duck?

rubbing one out is one thing....having an urge to SUCK a dick makes you a flamming fag no matter whos it is, yours or the guy sitting next to you...

that would be wrong on so many levels! :1orglaugh

No

Absolutely Not !!
I feel gay enoug when I rub one out :bigears

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why does a dog lick its balls? Because it CAN.
Maybe that answers your question :winkwink:

Who the fuck wouldn't? At least you know you won't get some fucking disease.

For any of the guys who can do it, I want to talk to you! :winkwink:

of course.

I would have maybe 10 posts here instead of 13k

Original thread. :thumbsup

But I don't think so.

I would like to believe that I wouldn't do it........ but who am I kidding, sooner or later I'd have to try just cause I could!~LOL

i agree with above statment

hell yeah I would! :1orglaugh Life would be so much more simple if i could do that myself.. Women are a pain in the ass sometimes

no way men

:thumbsup

I think a better question is...how many guys have tried it?

I'm not going to bust my back trying... :1orglaugh

If i was a bloke....hell yeah!!:thumbsup

For the guys who wouldn't, is it because of the semen or just the cock in your mouth in general? And do you kiss girls after they go down? what about if they don't swallow?? I'm curious as to where the line gets drawn.

I wouldn't bother ... even if I could.

hell yes

i've tried many times

as often as I could :feels-hot

Haha, the interesting thing is why does he need a girlfriend. Your models are cool - I hope I don't offend them :winkwink:

yep

I am physically cfapable, yet there is no way I would! :glugglug

i had two rips removed to be able to suck my own dick

:1orglaugh

Please anyone game enough to answer this one please do!

Men get off when women swallow but would men get off swallowing their own cum?

Please anyone game enough to answer this one please do!

Men get off when women swallow but would men get off swallowing their own cum? [/B][/QUOTE]

Now i'm intrequed:Graucho

I cannot reach down there anyway...

I'll work on my flex and then I'll tell you if I'd do it or not :winkwink:

Sure,why not :glugglug

No.

rolling oneself up into a ball seems rather gay.

no thanks

i like to have 19 yr old hotties do it for me..gheesh..is it that hard to get laid these days?

lol

nah. that's what the wife is for

you are doing it wrong then

Every day.

Nah.. I gotta let my girlfriend be better at SOMETHING then me.. otherwise she starts to get squirrely.

Never! :helpme :helpme