When I masterbate, I make more sales!
 

Direct correlation.
Must be because of the porn Gods.

:winkwink:

ejaculation clears the semen that clouds your vision thus enabling you to see your stats page clearer. :thumbsup

that could be it.

:Graucho

its in your immagination - or possibly - your vision is blurry without the release

If I masturbate you can I make some sales too?















Well?

you should just created a password for yourself so you did not have to join your own sites to jerk off.

The porn gods are happy.. you are making many offerings to them. :1orglaugh

so is Kleenex.

:Graucho

yup gotta show luv to the porn gods! :1orglaugh

I stopped masturbating 2 hours ago, does it mean the sales will stop ? :helpme

It's time to play...

WANKING FOR DOLLAS!

MastERbating is fun!:arcadefre

rofl, that was a good explaination for it.:1orglaugh

Your ideas intrigue me, I would like to subscribe to your newsletter :Graucho

They love the sweet nector. Beat off 3+ times a day to really please them.

is it possible you are a star on a gay reality cam site?

j/k bud

would make more sense than cosmic forces causing more sale though

Wel if it aint broke, don't fix it.

Sure thing :1orglaugh :Graucho