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Rich 07-06-2004 01:46 PM

Is this true? Real Dolls used as fake homeless people?
 
http://www.rotten.com/library/hoaxes/temp-agencies/

Go to the 2nd half of the page.

http://www.rotten.com/library/hoaxes...cies/fake1.jpg


Quote:

He gestures toward "Stephen," a mopey, silicon-filled human form complete with scraggly blonde horsehair and thrift store clothes. A small motor allows him to wobble slowly back and forth, rotating a cardboard sign along the pivotal axis of his left wrist. Total cost: $8000.00.

"You just don't want people to know one way or another what's going on," Paul whispers. "Maybe Stephen's a teenage runaway down on his luck, maybe he's an animatronic robot I licensed from Chuck E. Cheese. People feel a little empathy and they chip in. That's the name of the game. He's practically my son. And wouldn't you know it, he's got a great job and he supports his family. Stephen cleans up big time."

Granted, a handful of dollars here and there may not seem like much for all the trouble Paul's gone through. But in six short months, he's installed fifteen hundred fake homeless people in major cities across the United States.

The daily net of Paul's invisible army averages close to $100,000. What it loses on weekends it more than makes up for during Thanksgiving and Christmas. Homeless Simulation Structures earn Paul well over three and a half million dollars a year, and every last coin is tax free.
I'm never giving them money again! :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 07-06-2004 01:47 PM

Hehe, seems like something invented in Poland :1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 07-06-2004 01:47 PM

Not sure, but I am going to need one soon for my Carpooling.

Basic_man 07-06-2004 02:02 PM

must be fake

VirtuMike 07-06-2004 02:04 PM

The fucked up thing - as I was reading Elli's thread about alleys in Vancouver I was thinking this would be a GREAT PhD thesis - Put out a realdoll with a plate and see how you do. Then change the signs around and see what wording is most effective and why.

nofx 07-06-2004 02:04 PM

Granted, a handful of dollars here and there may not seem like much for all the trouble Paul's gone through. But in six short months, he's installed fifteen hundred fake homeless people in major cities across the United States.

ROFL

jacked 07-06-2004 02:05 PM

definately fake look at the hands i don't think you'd be able to change them into that many positions lol

rowan 07-06-2004 02:06 PM

The word "hoaxes" in the URL kinda suggests something. :Graucho

(I would find it hard to believe anyway that someone would throw $12m worth of animatronics onto the street and hope that no one realises and/or steals them)

TheLegacy 07-06-2004 02:08 PM

damn.. now I am going to have to poke them with a stick before kicking

Manowar 07-06-2004 02:11 PM

Bullllllllshit

Illicit 07-06-2004 02:15 PM

damn that rules... wish I thought of it...

Hmmm maybe I can run into one of them real dolls and sell it on ebay ?

stevecore 07-06-2004 02:19 PM

so fake... theres no way in hell that would happen. at one point someone will try to talk to him, see it's fake and just scoop up the money, barring that youre paying someone to watch over the real doll.

EviLGuY 07-06-2004 06:55 PM

It's so obviously fake its funny. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NoCarrier 07-06-2004 06:58 PM

Can the Homeless realdolls be used as food for Chinese Buffets?

sickkittens 07-06-2004 07:32 PM

How many people here are actually thinking about trying to make an investment off of this? :1orglaugh

Easton 07-06-2004 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
so fake... theres no way in hell that would happen. at one point someone will try to talk to him, see it's fake and just scoop up the money, barring that youre paying someone to watch over the real doll.
agreed... it's a whacky scam tho! LOL


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