Show me pics of funny sex toys. (Might buy some) :)
 

Ok lets see em.
I need some funny stuff and something that can be used on da lady :)

Lets see some pictures.

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

good luck.

:winkwink:

hahah good luck indeed! She'll toss you out for one of those!:)

there are weird one!

OMG I would be afraid to try one of those lol :helpme

Damn I need to get some of these..but I KEEP THE REMOTE!! :)

hahaha good one :thumbsup

that is some scarry shit

http://www.freakmanor.com/smilies/eek2.gif Holy shit!

I would wish now i was female ... :Graucho

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meett...trespasser.php
http://www.fuckingmachines.com/image...trespasser.gif

Hhahaha it's driven by a mixer! :)

You know, I bet those would sell tons better if they had pink kitty kats on them, and they didn't look like they needed a "Beware Moving Parts" sign on them!

Carrot anyone?
http://www.zoofur.com/carrot.html
http://www.zoofur.com/images/car1.jpg

Or a dragon?
http://www.zoofur.com/dragon.html http://www.zoofur.com/images/dgn2.jpg
"It is one of our new Metalic colors (bronze) and looks stunning. It has a pointed head and a curve (can be removed at request when made) that will drive anyone wild with desire. The lower part is ridged and should be a true pleasure to use.
I can almost see a Dragon leaning against a rock, the sun glistening off his scaly body, and winking as he shows you the "gift" he wants to share with you.
The measurements are 2" across the tip, 7 1/2" shaft, 2 1/2" across the Ridges, 10 1/2" from tip to base, 12" total length. "

http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html


:thumbsup

Jesus Loves You.:)

Here you go Bro, you don't even have to be there!

http://www.realdoll.com/image/charlie/md08.jpg

This is sick!! :(

Something for the religious people up in here LOL! :)
Stab my pussy with jesus will ya baby!