Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11"
 

Letterman's Top Ten List: Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About "Fahrenheit 9/11":

10. That actor who played the President was totally unconvincing
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9. It oversimplified the way I stole the election

8. Too many of them fancy college-boy words

7. If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could have included the part where I get him deported

6. Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke cigarettes and gives people the finger

5. Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true

4. Not sure - - I passed out after a piece of popcorn lodged in my windpipe

3. Where the hell was Spider-man?

2. Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's foul mouth

1. I thought this was supposed to be about dodgeball


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From michaelmoore.com.

Boring jokes except the first :)

I liked 10,9,7, 5, and 4.

heh heh :thumbsup

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Yawn

10 is funny :)

Funny stuff. :1orglaugh

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Funny shit.. Letterman has went downhill in the past few years since he switched networks, but he occasionally has a good on. :)

10 and 5 are ok.

Ok.

That top 10 sucked compared to a lot of his others.. alwell, a few were good. :thumbsup

Cheers,
Matt

not bad

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awesome! :thumbsup

another prime example of why leno is #1 and letterman is #2

#10 is the best

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