Erection specialist
 

I get Lawrence connor in my fucking email now ... 1st time I read his shit ... this is sooo funny


Erection specialist Lawrence Connor has
for many years studied and practiced
in the craft of erections, in his personal growth
and development as an erection technician,
in the creation and maintaining of erections,
and therefore is knowledgeable in the art and
science of erection engineering, and furthermore,
in his professional growth and development next,
will soon be receiving his degree as an experienced
and credentialed erection engineer, to be recognized
as an able and qualified cocksmith / woodsman.