I go on summer vacation to Thailand, any tips?
 

any tips?

Use a condom.

i dont go there to fuck, rather to take some thai massages :winkwink:

dont get mugged
wear a condom
dont buy coke

look out for trannies

Be prepared to get Thai Tummy, and being sick for at least a day. They have good stuff against that there though.

Don't fuck without a condom, and don't piss off a tranny ( if you can see it is a tranny, they look very good over there)

I can't remember anything else from my friends travelstory. But he told me it was beautiful there :)

be very careful!

what pics from Thailand would you like to see on GFY ?
:Graucho

If your going to Thailand Places to visit in Bangkok -
PatPong, NanaPlaza and Soi Cowboy for the red light areas.
As a newbi in patpong it's best to stick to bard that are owned by the kings group, look out for the "KG" logo on the bars
Kings Corner
Kings Castle
Pussy Galour
are some of the bars, upstairs bars have the shows.
Nana palza and Soi cowboy are pretty safe so just bar hopp there.

Sukhumvit Road soi 11 has Q-bar & The Bed
Soi 23 Has Faith club and just round the corner from that mistique.

Soi 33 is full of bars too, a lot of the ex-pats hang on soi 33 after work.

At the top of Soi 33 you have the londoner Brew pub and Bulls head and Robin hood on soi 33/1.
Opposite the Londoner is an irish pub called the dubiner.

Bangkok is pretty safe and i've never seen any trouble in the 10 years I've lived there.
Make sure when you get in a taxi he puts the meter on...

Pattaya is probably heaving with people as usual, but worth a trip down there.
The islands are worth seeing also, such as koh samui and phuket

There is lots to do in Thailand so your not gonna get board for sure.

Get out of Bangkok and see the North, South...Transportation is cheap, comfortable and works well so you can take an overnight sleeper-car train to anywhere and arrive fresh in the morning. Get off the tourist path and meet people and explore less touristy places so you can mingle more freely with the locals... My biggest tip is to take a few days and head east from Bangkok to Cambodia and see Angkor Wat in Siem Reap, Cambodia. That was the highlight by far of my 3 month backpacking trip. After Ankor Wat you take a boat to the capital Phenom Peng and spend a few days there and then you can go down to their little seaport in Suhkumvit and take a boat back to Thailand and hang out on an island in the east like Ko Chang before heading back to Bangkok. This route take a lot of effort and is not luxury accomodations and living but its memorable.

Just have a good time there,i am sure u will menage yourself fine there without any help or tips:thumbsup

Enjoy your visit to one of the most AIDS infected countries in the world! :thumbsup

i wouldnt fuck there even with 2 condoms. the heck, i wouldnt fuck at all there, my life is too precious for me. and you can get busted for 15 years if they see u bang a 16 year old. (or u must be very rich)

you have more chances to get hiv or std's in america than with a thai hooker , if you are not totally stupid you wear condoms , but in the US most people go bareback even on the first fuck.



dude if you want to know about thailand hit me up on icq 7525191 or even kman , and don't listen to people who never stepped out of their neighbourhood and speak shit about one of the most beautiful countries in the world.

also for info the HIV rates are alarmingly increasing in the west when in thailand its constantly decreasing. western people tend to think that tri-therapy is the cure and nowadays everyone goes bareback in US or europe . in thailand most people are aware of the aids problem and every girl will ask you for condoms if you get her in your hotel room.

cambodia is another story and they are on the increase , as well as laos

Yeah man, never take the first Tuk Tuk when you come outside a hotel. They just wait on you and ask about 200-300 bath per rit.

Walk down the street and get it for 50/100 bath ( 1 or 2 dollars )

I liked the streetwhores better :winkwink:

Message clubs are quite exspensive.

If you go to Phuket dont book your hotel inside patongbeach but just outside it ( about 50% cheaper for same hotel quality )

patongbeach is a tourist trap beers, clothes everything cost about 3 times more then in Bangkok

If you going to a Jungle tour in chiangmai dont take a lot with you cuz you need to walk with it all the way ( i did a 5 days tour with my friends and damn it was awesome but heavy, about 5km walking daily and we were sleeping in wooden houses :) )

or you can also tell me where you're going to so i can give you some tips.. or ask K-Man Rockz

I been there 5 times + :thumbsup

lol since i like talking about Thailand here's another tip.

If you're planning to do some fishing you should go to Phuket and then go the '' Pee Pee islands ''

You can rent a boat there and dive or fish, it's beautifull :glugglug

( airplane from bangkok to phuket cost about $100-$125 and takes about 45 min not sure about the price been awhile )

:)

I'll just keep going :winkwink:

If you're going to Chiangmai take the night train instead of the airplane. It's much cheaper and the train is filled with hot chicks aswell ( always a plus ) The trip takes about 10-12 hours and you can sleep/eat and even go to the bar in the train. It's a pretty cool trip the train is filled with thai people you're almost the only white guy in the train so everyone like to talk to you ect. ( about 2,5 year agow )

:glugglug

i just came back from a weekend in Pattaya and there's barely anyone there... plenty of chicks... not so many guys... they cleaned up the beachwhores alot to my dismay....

nana was lacking in talent (bangkok) on thursday before i left for pattaya...

ask your questions here and i'll try to answer them...

Pattaya is good.

My hotel was Jomtien Garden Resort Pattaya hot pool, good rooms about 20 meters from the beach and the fun.

Taxi to city, shopping centre, bars & clubs about 50 bath and about 5 min drive.

Perfect hotel.

1) Stay out of Patpong. It's a tourist trap and they will nickel and dime you to death. Trust me, hit Nana Plaza or Soi Cowboy if you want to go to these areas. Though I will warn you that the music they play in most of these places is God awful.

2) Owe it to yourself to get a "soapy" from Mona Lisa or Darlings or many of the other "fish bowl" places. If you can, find out where you are going BEFORE you get in the cab and get dropped off before it so they don't add the taxi's "finders fee" to your bill.

3) Never take a cab that is just sitting there or refuses to turn on the meter. They are scum and bottom feeders who wait for newbies.

4) Try to not use tuk-tuks. If you must, negotiate a price BEFORE you get in, and bargain hard.

5) Bargain on everything except food. I always counter offer with 40 - 50% lower than what they ask. Some will bite. Some will laugh. But never take thier first 2 offers.

6) Learn the numbers and basic greetings and thanks. Smile, Smile and Smile.

7) Wear a condom, but if you like to bareback... They will. Just remember they also do with everyone else.

8) Never kiss a Thai because most of them eat bugs.

9) Try to spend no more than 3 days in Bangkok and get the hell outta there. Head far north, or far south.

10) Must see: Kho Phi Phi Don, Chang Mai, Krabi, Muy Thai boxing match, Sukothai, Grand Palace, Kho Tao, a lady boy show, Pang-na Bay (James Bond Island), Maya Bay (from "The Beach" - go very early or late to avoid mass people), and the Golden Tri-Angle.

11) Must look out for: LADYBOYS!!! If they look to good to be true and are coming on to you... it's a guy. No matter how good you think you are at spotting them, some of them you can not.

12) If you have the time, fly into Siem Reap, Cambodia and see Ankor Wat. Truly amazing. Burma is incredible as well. Travel agents are everywhere there and flights are cheap.

13) Eat at the Shangri-La (Bangkok) on the river at night.

14) Use lots of DEET "yoong" spray and buy coils to burn in your room at night.

15) DO NOT even brush your teeth in the water. Bottled water for EVERYTHING!!!!!! Read this one a few times.

16) Do not fuck with drugs over there. They will lock your ass up for a LONG time.

17) Don't fuck any kids. A long stay at the "Bangkok Hilton" will follow.

18) Watch your pockets when approached by ladyboys. They will pick them.

19) Do not say anything bad about the Royal family or the King. It will cause major problems for you.

20) Save 500 baht for your departure tax at the airport.

If you have any question... hit me up on ICQ: 201563471 I've been going there since 98 (several times a year) and have been all over that country many many times.

I forgot to add...

If your going to whore, you have to see Pattaya. That is where the best talent can be found. The girls in Bangkok are so-so at best, but the top girls all go to Pattaya. Once there, hit the bars on Walking Street: Carrousel & Super Babies are good bars that is packed with quality whores.

They are also cheaper in Pattaya. :thumbsup

Yea, they are doing away with the beach girls. Very few of them out anymore. We tried to shoot 2 of them on our last trip and both tested HIV positive. Out of 100+ girls, they were our first 2 positives.

The sad thing was that one of the girls was out working the next night after she found out.

Also checkout Chinatown in bangkok it's awesome ( but dont go when it's raining :winkwink: )

Take a dinner in the Bajok Tower ( not sure about the name ) It's one of the highest towers in Bangkok ( from what i remember ) You'll have a awesome view over bangkok at night.. take your girlfriend/wife there :thumbsup

Never try to get in a taxi while its raining ( prices are 2 to 3 times higher )

DONT take a 1 day temple trip ( fuck i hated that, 1 day of visiting about 5/6 templates which all look the fucking same )

After one you'll puke on your tour guide.

I took one trip like that with 6 of my friends and it was fucking boring.

Hmmm even if you're going with your wife, kids, girlfriend it's cool to get in a bar ( not stripclub ) and you'll have a fun night :)

lol, exactly what I had in mind :Graucho

reak, if you paid 50bht for a taxi busy from jomtien you got ripped... albeit only out of 50 cents...


DWB, if you pay 500bht for a taxi to the airport, you got owned out of 250bht....

DWB, if you need bug repellent for bangkok, you need to hang out at a different venue and not have a hotel in a water sump...

DWB, most Thais don't eat the bugs they sell here.. that's a fairly recent thing that mainly took off cuz whiteboys were buying them because they thought it was exotic and thai-like.. yes some girls eat them now, but only because whitey told them it was cool...

Reak, the price is only higher during the rain if you act like a total tourist... they try to pull that shit on locals and they won't have a client... but im sure eventually they find some shmuck to pay the rain-fare-hike...

thailand is modern eden.. http://twash.com/iku/leperkiss.gif

(kman, see you in nov-dec..!)

every tourist gets ripped.

50 Bath is about 1 euro about $1.20 for 5/7 min driving. I had nothing to complain about.

I never took a taxi when it was raining :thumbsup

1) 500 bht is for airport departure tax. Everyone must pay that, you should know that.

2) Mosquito repellent for anywhere (not crawling bugs). It's worse outside of Bangkok, but you will get bit in Bangkok no doubt. "Yoong" means Mosquito in Thai.

3) Oh yes, Thais eat bugs. Not all, but more that enough to not kiss them. I know plenty of bug eating Thais, and the further outside the cities you get, the more they eat them. Regardless of when it took off, or why they eat them, they eat them and that's enough for me.

spread your money!

This is true. If they see you coming, your going to take it in the ass, so do your best to learn some language so at least they may think you know the deal.

As a rule... your going to take it a little in the ass no matter how many times you have been. There is the Thai price, the naive Farang price, and the veteran Farang price.

well, if you love women thailand is heaven on earth.

and if you make any sort of emotional connection with a thai girl it will spoil you for the rest of your life.

thai girls treat you better than any other girls in the world (and not just sexually).

just be good to them, and see.

2 condom at one time.

Try their foods and beaches, they're the best!

Look out for Eden Club in Nana Plaza area, that's the place to be and don't try to shoot any video with girls as all the cops are after the guy from asianstreetmeat.com after he talked about his job on a popular thai website (nonadult) and whoever is trying to shoot porn now due to the new minister.

go get a stop at CrocoDile farm...fantastic place!

I'm Thai
My icq is : 6544252 :winkwink:

or more then one, and always check for a penis

make sure you are someone you go with knows the language there so you don't get kidnapped

Keep it in your pants. One of the highest AIDS rate in the world.

watch out for the trannies... you would never be able to tell the difference.

that's sooo sweet...but true...:thumbsup

Wear a body condum right after you get off the plane:)

other then sex any other reason to go to thailand?

The Eden Club.... You know, I was let down by the quality there but it makes up for it in what the girls are willing to do.

He's right about porn. Be VERY careful if that's why your going. Shooting there is a major risk. Be prepared to bribe some people with some big $ if you get caught.

an australian couple were busted last year in Patong filming bar girls in their rented apartment for web distribution... they got 30 years in thai prison apiece, no free ride home... good advice above..

use a condom

check out these sites:

http://bangkoktonight.com/
http://travelsexguide.tv/asthai.htm

that place sucked cock.

White people tickets here 300 Bath

Thai people tickets here 50 Bath

fucking racists.

yes, jungle tours are great.

you should consider one.

and not a cheap ass 1 hour elephant ride but a real jungle trip of 5 days :)

Great shopping and superb food.

Thai girls are boring in the bed, don't bother about having sex there.