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dodint 07-03-2004 11:01 PM

Treating Sun Poisoning
 
Since all the fucking adult webmaster search engine experts haver ruined google for practical use, I might as well ask here.

How do you treat sun poisoning adequately? My whole neck/shoulders/upper back is a massive patch of blisters, and all I want is so fucking sleep. What do I do to calm this shit down? I'm using SSD Silver Sulfadiazine to keep it from scaring, but it still hurts like a bitch.

Searching for "sun poisoning" on google leaves me with nothing by parked domains and porn, so maybe asking the porn webmasters will do it for me.

:helpme

twistyneck 07-03-2004 11:03 PM

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...nburn+blisters

Babaganoosh 07-03-2004 11:03 PM

Sun poisoning? No wonder you can't find anything. Try sun burn.:1orglaugh

{fusion} 07-03-2004 11:03 PM

camolmine lotion will cool it down, its good shit. just keep out the sun and it will go down and you will just peel for a week

twistyneck 07-03-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Sun poisoning? No wonder you can't find anything. Try sun burn.:1orglaugh
Yeah know kidding. What a fuckstick. lol. Sun poisoning? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dodint 07-03-2004 11:06 PM

Yeah, searching for "sun blisters" did it for me. :glugglug

This just sucks, though. I can't sleep on my back, and I have to sleep perfectly still, so my whole body is still and fucked up because of it.

I know I sound like a whiney bitch, but man, after 3 days of this I can't take much more. :feels-hot

Babaganoosh 07-03-2004 11:07 PM

Don't they have solarcaine where you live? Hit the grocery store and check. It'll make sun burns feel lots better.

dodint 07-03-2004 11:08 PM

What's wrong with sun poisoning? That's what it is. The blisters are just a symptom of it.

Sunburns don't blister. They don't make you dizzy or nausous either. At that point, it's sun poisoning.

dodint 07-03-2004 11:09 PM

I have an Aloe Vera/Lidocaine that I'm using on the rest of the sunburn, but it doesn't do diddly shit on the blistering.

arial 07-03-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dodint
I have an Aloe Vera/Lidocaine that I'm using on the rest of the sunburn, but it doesn't do diddly shit on the blistering.
Just gotta wait the blisters out. I got burnt real bad once, took about a week for everything to go away. All I can tell you is have patience and let your body do its thing. The more you keep picking and fucking with it, the worse its going to appear after it all floats over and is gone. Keep rubbing Aloe Vera on it and do not pick at it or pop the blisters.

brizzad 07-03-2004 11:19 PM

:1orglaugh did this dude just say sun poisoning? :1orglaugh

twistyneck 07-03-2004 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dodint
What's wrong with sun poisoning? That's what it is. The blisters are just a symptom of it.

Sunburns don't blister. They don't make you dizzy or nausous either. At that point, it's sun poisoning.

Whatever you say, Marcus Welby. The rest of the world (except dipshit here) calls it sunburn.

ZanyCash Larry 07-03-2004 11:22 PM

Go and see and Doctor.

twistyneck 07-03-2004 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZanyCash Larry
Go and see and Doctor.
nonoononono, I want him to post again in a few days when the skin starts to rot and fall off. It'll be interesting to see whether or not flies lay eggs in his sores.

69pornlinks 07-03-2004 11:23 PM

once again i'm thanking god for being black :)

dodint 07-03-2004 11:41 PM

WTF?

I'm not saying sunburns don't exist. I'm saying when a sunburn gets serious to the point its causing actual problems, it becomes sun poisoning.

I got a sunburn playing golf 3 weeks ago.

I got sun poisoning working on my car in the middle of the day for 2 hours with my shirt off last week.

I can't believe you people have never heard of this.

brizzad 07-03-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dodint
WTF?

I'm not saying sunburns don't exist. I'm saying when a sunburn gets serious to the point its causing actual problems, it becomes sun poisoning.

I got a sunburn playing golf 3 weeks ago.

I got sun poisoning working on my car in the middle of the day for 2 hours with my shirt off last week.

I can't believe you people have never heard of this.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh he talks funny

fyrflygrl 07-05-2004 05:47 AM

I know what sunpoisoning is... and I call it that, too :)


http://www.ecureme.com/emyhealth/data/Sun_Poisoning.asp

Dude, I'd say the SSD Silver Sulfadiazine you're using is the topmost product (prescription) on the market for severe burns...

Otherwise, take care of what you put on your inside... drink LOTS of water, take some ibuprofen for inflammation... (you can take up to 800 milligrams) and get some sun screen.

Fyrflygrl

MattO 07-05-2004 05:54 AM

Keep your temperature down and help the nausea by laying your hands on a bag of ice. You can do the same with ice on your head, but it's easy to rest with a hand on a bag of ice.
It does help I've been in that situation too many times, the sun hates me.

Buzz 07-05-2004 06:03 AM

smear yourself with sour cream
thats my granma's prescription
and it always works :)

bopha 07-05-2004 06:43 AM

I think sun posioning is when you're so sunburned you actually get sick. Throwing up sick..etc...

I've heard of it.

To treat your burn, take cool baths. Keep Aloe Vera gel on your burn and put baby powder in your sheets. Drink a ton of water and take tylenol or whatever you take for pain.

Solarcaine will take the sting out, but the aloe will help in healing.

Jason Fromm 07-05-2004 06:53 AM

Ummmmm...stay out of the sun. I once had moon poisoning, or something like that.



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