Slang from down under
 

All the cool aussies are talking like this....
I think. Maybe Kitty and Firehorse or someone can confirm.


One in the departure lounge: The need to defecate imminently.

Picasso Arse: A woman, whose panties are too small for her,
so she looks like she has four buttocks.

Salad Dodger: An overweight person.

Sperm Wail or Spuphemism: A verbal outburst made during
the male orgasm.

Starfish Trooper or Arsetronaut: A homosexual.

Swamp Donkey: A deeply unattractive woman.

Tart Fuel or Bitch Piss: Bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly
consumed by young women.

Titanic: A woman who goes down first time out.

Todger Dodger: A lesbian.

Double Bagger: Someone that you need two paper bags to
fuck. One to cover their head, and one to cover yours,
in case their bag falls off.

Up on blocks: Menstruating or otherwise out of action,
like a car in a garage. "I don't thin I'm in luck tonight lads, the
missus is up on blocks."

Vagina Decliner: A homosexual.

X-Piles: Unwanted visitors from Uranus.

Airplane Blonde: One who has bleached or dyed
her hair blonde but still has a black box.

Aussie Kiss: Similar to a French kiss, but given down under.

Badly Packed Kebab: A term for the female genitalia.

Beaver Leaver: A homosexual.

Beer Coat: The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at three in the morning.

Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where
you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument,
e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on
TV with his girlfriend.

Breaking The Seal: Your first piss in the pub, usually after two hours
of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to
the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.

Bruce Lee: An erect nipple.

Budgie's Tongue, Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag:
The female erection.

Double Bass: A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from
behind, and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her
Budgie's Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used
when playing a double bass instrument, but the sound produced is
slightly different.

Drink Link: A modern term, for a cashpoint machine (ATM).
Named so because it is common to visit one before going out
on the booze.




I've played the "double bass" many times. One of my favorites.

its 1:35am here, which means its 3:35 or 4:45 for the majority of the population, so i dont think you will get too many responses too soon

i have heard of a few of those terms, but they arent super common. some are pretty good though, ill have to start using them :winkwink:

You could always go for the cockney slang... ehehe

Gregory = Neck
Boat Race = Face
2 Bob Bits = Diarrhoea
Adam & Eve = Believe
Jimmy = Piss
Loaf = Head
Rabbit = Talk
Syrup = Wig
Stoke on Trent = Gay

etc etc

yeah i love when people use that stuff :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The aussies already know these terms. It's the N Americans who would get the most kick from them.


btw, we've been saying "double bagger" here in Canada for as far back as I can remember.