Even The Bootyologist has to mow his lawn
 

The ladies like a clean place

I'll be mowing this morning, who else?:thumbsup

i live in an apartment.. they mow my lawn for me :thumbsup

you'll be mowing alone :glugglug

You can mow my backyard :321GFY

I've been trying to get some my girls to do it, but those hoes can't mow for shit.

Can they mow their own bushes?

Isn't this why God invented gardeners?

Can you say... "Lawn Service"?

Man, I have not mowed a lawn in 20 years.

Good luck with that though.

already done, 1.3 acres

The mexicans won't take tricks for mowing..

Hey , a brothers got to do what a brothers got to do...

Lawn Service wants $175 to mow my lawn, you know how many tricks my girls gotta turn for that $175??

I need to get me a couple of young playerz to do my yard work. They get to hang around the cat house in return

I have a crew that does mine. :)

One?

Did mine yesterday so I'm off the hook there, but I have a lot of gardening to do so I'll keep busy.

yeah , but $10 of that goes to the girl:Graucho

So basically your mother asked you to mow the lawn?

I'd say 20% of GFY'ers live with their parents and i am not joking :)

I wish man. I lost my mom many years ago...:sadcrying

Troll alert :warning

Pave your yard. Worked for me!

Just playing, I live in a apartment.

:uhoh

Oh shit! I'm affaird to ask. These must be 1st class, A Number One Babes!!!

you priced concrete lately? :Graucho

The saddest part about that is, he didnt lose her, she lost him, abandoned him in a grocery store to be more precise. :)

I love mowing! Love the smell of grass... Feels like summer to me:Graucho

The Bootyologist ain't got no requirements for looks or age or teeth.

An ugly trick is still a trick

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :evil-laug :Hollering

i hate it, i am allergic :(

my guess is this dude is another fake char.

Smokey the Bear?

I have some.. uh.. mentally challenged guy that cuts mosts of the lawns on my block do it. :D

I don't think so.


But he's the thriftiest pimp I've ever seen. Borderline tightwad he is. Most pimps I've seen on TV are spreading cash around like confetti at a wedding.

A real pimp would pay a company to dig up his lawn and put in that fake grass,.. the kind you can't tell it's fake. Never have to mow or pull weeds again. Cost a bundle but the true pimp never asks how much.

the img in his sig is hosted here > http://www.betablog.com ROFL maybe this is him?
http://zak.to/images/zak_web.jpg

Oh god :1orglaugh

what?, no comments about this 'booty' ?

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

HAHA.. omg that would be so fucking sweet if that was infact him. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

One or two ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

More like 40-50 % ... and im not joking ... :)

You probably have 500 IQ if you only guess ...

Nop ... :)

Street pimps are probably the cheapest guys ever ... Most pimps on Tvs are totally fake :)

He's one of my lineup. I cater to all the niches..:Graucho

Pimpin' twinks ain't easy

What's wrong with that picture? Do you think he cannot be a pimp?

It might be because I'm lazy...

it might be because physical labor sucks...

But yeah, I hired a lawn service a few yrs back and havent done yard work since:thumbsup

fuck off surfer

dont hate the player, hate the game:rainfro