sigh...
 

i met the coolest chick ever the other night, but she was a lesbian :(

why is fate so cruel?

i want a lesbian lover :(

give her some alc.. :Graucho

she had plenty

but stilll wanted no cock..


hmmm, how did ben afflek pull it off in chasing amy??

cause it's a movie :winkwink:

Cut your dick off. :thumbsup

Learn to like pussy really good and bet here you can do it better than her chick.

ouch:uhoh

dude!~!

your a genius! :1orglaugh

it's not that she didn't want A cock, she just didn't want YOUR cock....

oh teach me the pimpin skillz you have mastered so that i might finally have my lesbian lover

problem solved :1orglaugh

now you know what the women are talkign about when they say all good men are taken or gay

yes sir

Stays friends with her.. most lesbians I have known grew out of it after a while. :)

stop being a little whipped bitch and maybe girls will respect u,
i know u r tired of being the shoulder to cry on, but the mix of a crappy personality and a small cock doesnt help.

crappy personality and small cock? whipped bitch?

where the hell did you get that from my post?

im simply stating that the coolest chicks are lesbians. they don't try to get you to spend money on them and they dont bitch half as much as straight chicks.

not trying to start shit either.. you just described me as the exact opposite person that i actually am. (maybe not the small cock part)

next time u r at the movies and the straight chick makes u pay for the ticket, buy some popcorn, cut a hole out of the bottom, then rest it over ur cock, so when she goes to get popcorn she will get some extra fun, and the point, ya KNOW?

greatest moments in hook-up history :1orglaugh

she's only lesbian when you're around :Graucho

im going to beleive whatever i wanna beleive sir.

denial kicks ass

admitting it is the first step :thumbsup