Man...People are so fucking lame at parties...
 

The party sucks ass. I order some fucking porn. And the dumb bitch at the apartment flips out. I give her 20 bucks and tell her to shut the fuck up. :1orglaugh

okay

:glugglug :glugglug and what happens next?

Id be mad if you order shit on my tv at my place without asking me first ...

Actually I would get the rest of the peep to gently kick your ass if I dont know you ...

Its called r-e-s-p-e-c-t. If somebody is kind enough to throw a party you can at least respect his / her place ;)

If the person ask me, I wouldnt mind at all

who needs porn at parties?

must be a lameass party if you're not all makign your own :glugglug

yea, i didnt get the porn/parties part either :helpme

Who watches tv at a party?!

you're a real party king

ordering porn at a party + ordering anything to someone elses tv without asking = loser

Next time go home if you want to spank it. :2 cents:

You order porn at HER place, she complains and you hand her the money and tell her to "shut the fuck up"? Uhm...I'm speachless

Telling the host to shut the fuck up says a bunch about you.

Next time just leave.

Sounds like you won't be invited back anyway.

You wanted a orgy? :winkwink:

Same here

:1orglaugh

Unless there's a major soccer game, I'd call it a pretty shitty party :Graucho

loser

:anon

And u did right thing :1orglaugh

Schmuck

MWAHahaaha..indeed..pervert :Graucho

looser :warning

Hide the TV when skrog comes over:1orglaugh

haha !! Too fuckin right !!

Well Skrog You've officially just owned yourself here on GFY :1orglaugh

Heres a photo that comes to mind :glugglug

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P...2.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

awww, this thread backfired on skrog.. :1orglaugh

he thought everyone would think he was cool

jackass

:1orglaugh :glugglug

What he said.

Man. I was drunk last night.

I gave the chick money. I told her I ordered it. But, she just kept saying "Why did you order porn?" I was bored outta my mind and so was everyone else. I didn't hear any complaints from anyone in the living room. Everyone was laughing their ass off. It was one cheezy, ass porno.

Jerk Your Cum Crayon And Color Me White ?

http://www.blackhaloinc.com/pictures/MI3-owned.jpg

showing porn at a party is not gonna help u get pussy, its just gonna show the girls how already inadequate your penis is.

You were at a party and ordered porn ?

the girls wernt too hot then

I wasn't trying to be cool.

hahaha classic pic

Dude. The only person that got mad was that one chick. But, we made up. So everything is all good. I didn't order it to get pussy.

They were decent. But, lots of them had boyfriends.

Why did u order porn at a party anyway?

I was really, bored.

And everyone got a kick out of it. Except that one chick. But, we made up. So everything is cool. Then me and my buddies just left.

Sounds like your party mates are all of 16 years old if they thought a porn movie is that hilarious.

I used to order onl;y when wanted to get a friend in trouble with his gf
course we'd fess up when it happened
but was always nice to see his gf go balistic on him

after like.. 5-6 times.. she finally understood it used to be us
we were suprised it took her that long to catch on

ahh good old days :Graucho

comon skrog tell everyone how old you really are :)

20 bucks, a party, this is all sounding very familiar....is that you Jblazed?

SEE WHAT THE FUCK IM TALKING BOUT HERE>>>>

LOL..never seen that..pretty sad..first boob enlargement donation sites and now party money for wannabee pimps :1orglaugh

You are just the coolest guy ever. Can you be my hero?

I guess everyone hates me now.