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ADL Colin 07-02-2004 05:17 AM

Osama declares war on Wurope
 
Osama's European truce ends in 13 days. Some of the jihadists sound ready to go.

Al Qaeda leader bin Laden, in an audiotape on April 15, extended a truce to Europeans if they withdrew troops from Muslim nations. He said the offer not to attack Europe would last three months.

Several European states have rejected the truce offer

An al Qaeda-linked group vowed to renew attacks on Europe and urged Muslims to flee once Osama bin Laden 's three-month truce ends on July 15, two Arabic-language newspapers reported on Friday.

"To the European people ... you only have a few more days to accept bin Laden's truce or you will only have yourselves to blame," said the statement purported to be from the Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades which claimed responsibility for the March 11 train bombings in Spain which killed 191 people.

"Muslims in the West should depart to Muslim states if they can. Those who cannot should take precautions and live in Muslim areas, have enough food to last a month, find ways to protect themselves and their families, leave enough money in the house to last one month or longer and to pray a lot and put their fate in God's hands.

"The race now is between you, time and European governments which refused to stop their attacks against Muslims. So do not blame us for what will happen, and we apologize to you in advance if you are among those killed."

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 05:19 AM

Wurope. What the hell?

Andy 07-02-2004 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
Wurope. What the hell?
I would say "typo"

hova 07-02-2004 05:31 AM

That sucks

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by hova
That sucks
These people are at war with the whole world. Some people say "the west" but the truth is they are after anyone who is not Muslim. They want an Islamic world cut off from the rest of civilization. That's what most of there statements say in one way or another. The problem with that is it would just make matters worse.

Head 07-02-2004 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by Andy
I would say "typo"
I would say so to since 'W' is beside the 'E'.

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 05:42 AM

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Originally posted by Head
I would say so to since 'W' is beside the 'E'.
Me too ;-)

MinX 07-02-2004 05:43 AM

Wurope...weally?? lol

Webby 07-02-2004 05:47 AM

Mmmm... screw Osama - someone seriously needs to have a quiet word with him, listen to his complaints, and explain he's gotta quit this shit.

Wurope has plenty "terrorists" blowing the place up - some are still at it since Roman times (Basques) - I doubt Osama will impress many.

NakedBo 07-02-2004 05:48 AM

Wow that is scary shit, but I think this is only to put more presure on the European goverments. If it happends it happends, securety is higher over here since 9-11 but if they want to blow something up they can do that, it not that hard really. I doubt anything will happen though, or I hope it won't. There's not much we can do about that, being scared all the time for a terrorist attack is not good either, and like I said: If they want to do it, it will happen. Running around like a chicken without a head won't do anyone any good:2 cents:

Dirty F 07-02-2004 05:49 AM

But Bush captured Sadam so its all good!

andrej_NDC 07-02-2004 05:50 AM

Bush should rather find Usama, than bomb Iraq. What a wasting of time...

JFK 07-02-2004 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
But Bush captured Sadam so its all good!
Good for what ??:1orglaugh

NakedBo 07-02-2004 05:51 AM

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Originally posted by Webby
Mmmm... screw Osama - someone seriously needs to have a quiet word with him, listen to his complaints, and explain he's gotta quit this shit.

Wurope has plenty "terrorists" blowing the place up - some are still at it since Roman times (Basques) - I doubt Osama will impress many.

Yeah that is true, we have a lot of terrorist groups over here in Europe, last summer Eta blew a hotel up in the center of Benidorm during high season.

Platinumpimp 07-02-2004 05:52 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
But Bush captured Sadam so its all good!
Yea thats what some idiots tend to believe...But they have attacked Europe already, everyone remembers Madrid :(

Sly_RJ 07-02-2004 05:54 AM

I love all the Bush replies. Ahaha...

hova 07-02-2004 05:54 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
But Bush captured Sadam so its all good!
Thank god! :)

Dirty F 07-02-2004 05:55 AM

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Originally posted by JFK
Good for what ??:1orglaugh
Dunno, ask your president.

Jakke PNG 07-02-2004 05:56 AM

I think we should jail the 3 muslims we have in finland, just to be sure.

Webby 07-02-2004 05:57 AM

NakedBo:

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Wow that is scary shit, but I think this is only to put more presure on the European goverments.
Euro govts don't give a toss about "terrorists" - they are used to bombings and I doubt the people will bother either - they never got their panties in a twist on previous occasions. The security services are "aware" and this kinda stuff is not high profile or invasive in daily life. I've felt the blast of a "terrorist" bomb (IRA), but was lucky by.. less than a minute.

But.. still boils down to people die - and they are not even involved in any "struggle" - that's the sad shit.

NakedBo 07-02-2004 05:57 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I think we should jail the 3 muslims we have in finland, just to be sure.

:1orglaugh

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 05:58 AM

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Originally posted by Webby


Wurope .

Man, I'm not gonna live this one down ;-)

radical 07-02-2004 05:59 AM

Can't we all live in peace! :(

Webby 07-02-2004 05:59 AM

NakedBo:

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Yeah that is true, we have a lot of terrorist groups over here in Europe
:1orglaugh Sorry.. I'm saying stuff ya know!! Thought you were across the Atlantic! :-)

How's the weather in Rotterdam? :winkwink:

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 06:00 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Dunno, ask your president.
Does he have one? :Graucho

hova 07-02-2004 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I think we should jail the 3 muslims we have in finland, just to be sure.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 06:01 AM

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Originally posted by Webby
Mmmm... screw Osama - someone seriously needs to have a quiet word with him, listen to his complaints, and explain he's gotta quit this shit.

Ummm, ok. Funny!

Webby 07-02-2004 06:01 AM

Colin:

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Man, I'm not gonna live this one down ;-)
Colin... how you you feel Wurope stands on the Iraqi issue? :winkwink:

ADL Colin 07-02-2004 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by Webby
Colin:



Colin... how you you feel Wurope stands on the Iraqi issue? :winkwink:

Wurope says "We want a fair trial!"

Europe says "Let Saddam fry!"

bopha 07-02-2004 06:16 AM

Isn't Muslim a "peaceful" religion??

TheLegacy 07-02-2004 06:23 AM

july 2004 : bin laden launches chemical weapons to europe - fallout lasts a month

fall 2004: bin laden captured after attacks are successful and the world puts a higher demand on his whereabouts

fall 2004: bush is relected with the idea hes the only man who can bring this terrorism thing to an end after terrorists make more attacks threatening massive damage if bin laden is not let go.

2005: bush has an attempted assisination attempt on him along with VP

Webby 07-02-2004 07:12 AM

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Wurope says "We want a fair trial!"

Europe says "Let Saddam fry!"
Got ya! Thanks WColin! :winkwink:

jimmyf 07-02-2004 07:16 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
I love all the Bush replies. Ahaha...
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

s9ann0 07-02-2004 07:18 AM

shit and europe seem to be the only ones trying to make the USA play nice thru the UN etc

benc 07-02-2004 07:20 AM

Eventually there will be thousands of europeans dead by terroist attack. Will you cower and appease, or step up and fight. Thats the question Europeans need to ask themself. We know how Spain answered.

Libertine 07-02-2004 07:22 AM

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Originally posted by Colin
"we apologize to you in advance if you are among those killed."
:1orglaugh

jimmyf 07-02-2004 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by spanno
shit and europe seem to be the only ones trying to make the USA play nice thru the UN etc
al Qaeda could careless about the UN

al Qaeda WANT's 2 take the world back to the dark ages..... period ......

not just USA and Europe the World

Steve 07-02-2004 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by bopha
Isn't Muslim a "peaceful" religion??
Yup. Right up there with the 'turn the other cheek" policy of the Roman Catholic Church (you know, the sweethearts who brought the world The Crusades).

Extremists suck. Political, religious, etc.

EviLSuperstaR 07-02-2004 08:00 AM

Don't worry. Bush will protect the world by bombing more countries like Madagascar and Mongolia.

Webby 07-02-2004 08:13 AM

EviLSuperstaR:

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Don't worry. Bush will protect the world by bombing more countries like Madagascar and Mongolia.
Hang on there! That's ambitious. He's gotta get Condi to get her "educator" hat on and let him know which direction to send the bombers...

Then we'll hear about how these "Madgaskerians" and "Mongels" are evil and certainly not on the side of the righteous :winkwink:

Reak 07-02-2004 08:16 AM

I'm packing allready

FlyingIguana 07-02-2004 08:17 AM

i think osama needs a membership to a porn site or soemthing

NakedBo 07-02-2004 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by Webby
NakedBo:



:1orglaugh Sorry.. I'm saying stuff ya know!! Thought you were across the Atlantic! :-)

How's the weather in Rotterdam? :winkwink:

:glugglug :winkwink:

genomega 07-02-2004 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by benc
Eventually there will be thousands of europeans dead by terroist attack. Will you cower and appease, or step up and fight. Thats the question Europeans need to ask themself. We know how Spain answered.
:thumbsup

I'm sure german men will find their balls again not sure about the rest.

:Graucho

Mike AI 07-02-2004 08:21 AM

Colin, stop being silly. Europeans are peace loving pacifists. They have done everything in their power to appease terrorists.

I am sure Bin Laden is just confused....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NakedBo 07-02-2004 08:22 AM

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Originally posted by benc
Eventually there will be thousands of europeans dead by terroist attack. Will you cower and appease, or step up and fight. Thats the question Europeans need to ask themself. We know how Spain answered.

There are already a lot of European people dead because of terrorist atacks. We have a lot of terrorist orginasations over here. Please solve your own issues first before discussing ours. Thank you

:)

Webby 07-02-2004 08:25 AM

FlyingIguana:

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i think osama needs a membership to a porn site or soemthing
Mmm... was thinking that's all it was :) Frustration can cause these feelings.

Which niche you reckon? I knew a "man to man" chat with Osama would sort out his personal problem.

Webby 07-02-2004 08:30 AM

NakedBo:

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There are already a lot of European people dead because of terrorist atacks. We have a lot of terrorist orginasations over here. Please solve your own issues first before discussing ours.
You gotta excuse the mentally deficent and ignorant sometimes :glugglug

They are not really representative of the race, just ..... well, .... well.... well.... just totally dumb with this affliction :winkwink:

pussyluver 07-02-2004 08:32 AM

Colin is Weally Elmer Fudd thus Wurope.

Webby 07-02-2004 08:34 AM

Weally????? I didn't know that!


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