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mahoney 07-01-2004 05:52 PM

Whats the correct way to measure your penis ?
 
I go from the center of the Anus just past the tip.
Thats the way to do it right ?

MinX 07-01-2004 05:53 PM

from the tonsils to the....... hehehehe

MrIzzz 07-01-2004 05:54 PM

i stick my cock in a can of plaster, then remove it, wait till it dries, then i fill the mold with water and i measure the volume it fills:thumbsup

1.2 liters

fuelcell 07-01-2004 05:54 PM

Measure and add 2"

brand0n 07-01-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i stick my cock in a can of plaster, then remove it, wait till it dries, then i fill the mold with water and i measure the volume it fills:thumbsup

1.2 liters

um. yea. thats the common method. go with that and come back with results :thumbsup

serious 07-01-2004 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i stick my cock in a can of plaster, then remove it, wait till it dries, then i fill the mold with water and i measure the volume it fills:thumbsup

1.2 liters

:1orglaugh

MinX 07-01-2004 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i stick my cock in a can of plaster, then remove it, wait till it dries, then i fill the mold with water and i measure the volume it fills:thumbsup

1.2 liters

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tom_PMs 07-01-2004 05:56 PM

"effective penetrating length" maybe. Or maybe from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky if you splay your hand as wide as you can. Is it accurate? Only you would know, lmao.

Anyway, is this to win a bet or argument or something? :helpme

mahoney 07-01-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i stick my cock in a can of plaster, then remove it, wait till it dries, then i fill the mold with water and i measure the volume it fills:thumbsup

1.2 liters

Your funny, :1orglaugh

Spunky 07-01-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tom_PM
"effective penetrating length" maybe. Or maybe from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your pinky if you splay your hand as wide as you can. Is it accurate? Only you would know, lmao.

Anyway, is this to win a bet or argument or something? :helpme

I have heard of the same method

pimplink 07-01-2004 06:02 PM

When it's in the upright position (erect, that is)

RoCkMaN 07-01-2004 06:05 PM

http://www.pussycrusher.com/poorbastard.jpg

MinX 07-01-2004 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoCkMaN
http://www.pussycrusher.com/poorbastard.jpg
LMAO...why bother measuring...did he shave it to make it look bigger:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mrthumbs 07-01-2004 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MinX
LMAO...why bother measuring...did he shave it to make it look bigger:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
yes :(

Nicky 07-01-2004 06:20 PM

OMFG, thats a small dick, worst thing is that its erected too :1orglaugh

DirkG 07-01-2004 06:50 PM

I think he shaves so he can find it. Or to cut down on the mess of pissing through hair.

baddog 07-01-2004 06:52 PM

from the spleen

eroswebmaster 07-01-2004 06:53 PM

I use a chick's mouth...if she gags then it's the right size.

The Bootyologist 07-01-2004 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DirkG
I think he shaves so he can find it. Or to cut down on the mess of pissing through hair.
:1orglaugh

TweetyBird 07-01-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
i stick my cock in a can of plaster, then remove it, wait till it dries, then i fill the mold with water and i measure the volume it fills:thumbsup

1.2 liters

lol :glugglug

JoeB 07-01-2004 06:57 PM

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OzMan 07-01-2004 07:00 PM

You don't need to actually measure it.

It is almost EXACTLY half the size that you tell other people it is.

This has been proven in numerous University Studies

Khun 07-01-2004 07:09 PM

Wow, I was really self concious about my size till I saw that. Now I feel like kong :thumbsup

Davey911 07-01-2004 07:10 PM

Nobody have to measure his penis, we all know that when you can't put it in your mouth, your penis is to small.
:thumbsup

maxdaname 07-01-2004 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I use a chick's mouth...if she gags then it's the right size.
Hell Yeah!!:thumbsup


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