The girl ive been fucking for 2 months...
 

The girl ive been fucking for 2 months just got tested,,, and she's clean...... what a relief.... ive been trippin out for the past 2 months, ..,, cause ive been fucking her without a protection...

i was hesitating to get tested... i cant stand the wait. she just told me she got her birth control shot and she got tested.....

:)

way to be responsible.

Dad?

well thats good. remember next time to use a CONDOM

The Bootyologist does not endorse your behavior. Wrap it up

damn bootyologist, your sig is killing me

thanks for letting us know.

lol no problem,, anytime

kinda hard when your drunk beyond belief

pics?

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

:1orglaugh

never trust a woman

Wow, what an excuse

oh... there's a good excuse.

so you were drunk beyond belief for 2 months straight?

For 2 months straight? :eek7

so for the past two months you have been fucking her you have been drunk beyond belief?

lol,, no i figured the first time i fucked her i didnt use protection... what diff would it make if i wear it the second time

Get tested man dont trust someone else when it could be life or death

Don't worry too much, most STDs don't manifest themselves for months after and many carriers aren't aware that they have it. So 6 months from now when you have funky bumps on your ass, don't be too surprised.

...and you BELIEVE her?!? Personally, I'd want to see the paperwork. But then again, I'm extremely careful and won't ever have unprotected sex with someone new until I get the paperwork.

Don't be silly, cover your willy.

i just got mine
ready?

So were you fucking her for 2 months straight or were you drunk for 2 months straight?

Either way, theres a good chance you'll suffer from whiskey dick.

She doesnt sound like a nice Armenian girl :BangBang:

i was there when she got the call from the doctor.. plus her mom works at the doctors office too... im pretty sure she's not lying to me.....

For 2 months?

And you'd still use this as an excuse if you discovered that she had Aids the whole time? Or would you feel like a bit of an idiot?

she's not armenian,, i gave up on armenian girls 2 years ago. lol the headache of being with them is worse then getting tested for STD's

ya i know,, next week i got an apt. with the doctor

lol fucker

May the force be with you, :thumbsup

i fucked her

Sharing is Caring

Is this the official thread for the "Really Bad Poets Association"? :)

lol i was just wondering why everyone is trying to rhyme

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Usually this excuse contains the word "soft", not hard.

before or after?

lmao !!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Two months and you're already hitting it raw dog? Should make you wonder how many have been there before. :2 cents:

can you get pregnaunt using a strap on??

ROFL...great stuff :1orglaugh

fuckin' immature! :helpme :warning

and why do we need to know this?

at this point you should be worried about liver failure as well as std's

U were asking for a slating posting tyhis...but think everyone else has covered it..un like u ...hehehehehehe

That's a relief, now I know I'm clean. Tell her I said thanks. :Graucho