How long should a guy wait to fart in front of you?
 

more than 3,000 of the female readers of Marie Claire magazine to divulge their innermost thoughts:

-Until he?s my boyfriend: 39%

-Forever, if at all possible: 34%

-At least until dinner?s over: 13%

-Until we live together: 12%

sex-tastic survey

Heh Heh :fart

Enquiring minds want to know. Why didn't you make it a poll?

Don't wait, just fart!:fart :fart

Or how 'bout the first time he cums? Hate it when that happens...

:fart :fart

not sure I remember my first fart in front of my wife, but I sure remember the first time I farted in bed and pulled the covers up over her head....
ah memories........

Hehehe :)

For some reason I'm always the last to fart in a relationship!!!
I would figure the girl to hold out till at least I have made that level of commitment, however I bring it out in people. Women meet me, spend a couple days with me, and somehow it "moves them" enough to let it go in front of me!~LOL

In a sense I'm flattered and in a sense I'm mortified at the same time!~LOL

I can't hold in a fart...

Now, don't be showin' off your sensitive side in front of this lot, you romantic you. :winkwink:

If they need to fart...then they should...its gonna happen 1 day... maybe a little discretion to start...before bending over and letting out an eye watering ripper !:thumbsup

I had the same girlfriend for almost 7 years and I never intentionally farted in front of her. There were a few slips (aaaachoooo *RIP*) but I never intentionally did it. She never intentionally did it in front of me either.

If you're around someone all day and you're holding in farts, I guarantee that the instant you fall asleep you'll be farting up a storm. She always did it and I'm sure I did too. The moral of this story? Just let it fly. They'll hear/smell it eventually anyway. It's not like they don't do it too.