Smart Ass Customer Service Responses needed ASAP
 

Ok... common all you on-liners... I need some really good smart ass comments that a customer service person can say... for a mainstream business.... can be dirty... but not obscene. business would be for an outdoor furniture manufacturer.

Let's see what you got :thumbsup


Thanks

Change the name of your store to Sofa Kingdom.

Then make your store slogan:

Sofa Kingdom. Because you are.

(don't worry, you gfy assclown idiots will get it about 4 hours from now)

Thanks... but I do not think that a customer service rep would say that to a customer... more like a customer would say that to the rep... But thanks... that is the kinda stuff I am looking for... :thumbsup

Question: my wife can not reach the table when sitting at the outside bar we bought from you. are there any adjustments that can be made?

Response: First, have you tried pushing in her stool?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Excellent... thanks. :thumbsup

Sorry you feel that way but?(insert your own words).

that was HORRIBLE.
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