Hey guys...
 

ever faked like you were on your period to get out of gym class in high school?

:glugglug

I tried. They never believed me. :(

Tampon and salsa works...if all you have is chunky tell them you miscarried.

Yeah all the time. :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dude...congrats. You have just made the most disgusting statement I have heard all month. :thumbsup


'atta boy

LOL thx...man I try.

And now for my acceptance speech.

I would first like to thank my parents for living close to power lines when I was a child.
For allowing me to play with lead coated toys.
For not replacing the arsenic laden jungle jim in the back yard.
Thanks mom and dad!

I took the easy way out. I made myself overweight.

Never, I loved P.E :)

thats so wrong, but god damn funny :1orglaugh

must have been nice growing up on the right side of the tracks

I was damn lucky just to have an asbestos filled school...and I was pretty damn thankful for that


btw, I think figured some logistics on what we were talking about earlier...large mutant fangs! :)

I did tho youre question was directed at the guys....:(
Anyway my chemistry teacher was such a typical dorky shy nice guy we always use to do it,tell him we had cramps and we felt bad and then going into details he was like ok,you can go and go all red...
LOL
Worked every time