Have you ever Sharted ?
 

I think it's happened to everyone at least once :1orglaugh
You go to fart but instead you Shit your pants.= BAD TIMES :(
It hasn't happened to me in years and i hope it stays that way :winkwink:

I am sure it happened to you TODAY :Graucho

No, but i did have a close call though. God damn that would suck if it happened at work. :1orglaugh

it actually has never happened to me :helpme :winkwink:

Never never never! :mad: :1orglaugh :Graucho

Don't worry theres still plenty of time like in the middle of the convention floor at Internext :1orglaugh

Haha yeah I've done that...

It happened to my friend Julio once when we were about to vallet park the car to eat in san francisco

he said "shit hold on i need to take these boxers off" so Mike (driver) acted like he was going to wait and the minute he started taking his shitty boxers off in the backseat Mike sped up to the valet and we both jumped out of the car and left my friend in the backseat with shitty boxers in his hand, half naked trying as hard as he could to get his pants on... people waiting for their cars were amused

man that was great

so why are you talking about that then?:Graucho :1orglaugh

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THAT IS FUCKING CLASSIC MAN :1orglaugh That should be in a movie or something :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Along Came Polly was one of the few movies lately that LEGITIMATELY made me laugh

Yeah I liked it too. Did they coin the word "sharted" ?

who sharted? it smells in here! Mahoney--- it was you.. i know it was. go clean up your man-muck boy! LOL

GMX

Jesus Christ can't a guy post a thread about crapping himself without everyone assuming he crapped himself ? How dare you judge me. You can't judge. I don't even judge people like you who judge :1orglaugh