I Hate Fucking Flies
 

They have been on someonelses turd and they land on you

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flies are a good way to get rid of people

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup I love that picture, first time I've seen it!

jDoG

What I want to know is where do all the flies comes from so quickly.

The minute my dog shits within a matter of seconds there are a hundred flies having a field day. How the heck do they find shit so fast??

Do they sit and wait up in the trees?

Where do flies live?

Where do they go when they're done?

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hahahahaha :1orglaugh

fried lice

im so glad smeone else thinks these things - it's not just me!

it's winter here and I have noticed they are a LOT slower in cold weather
its real easy to swat them - most of the tme they must be asleep

Growing up, my grandfather had a cattle ranch. Every time a fly was around my mother was kind enough to remind us it had more than likely been on cow manure right before it landed on our food. :repuke

Oh man, you crack me up! :1orglaugh

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landing on your food without knowing it, and the finding out sucks :(

I had wierd parents...was not allowed to watch TV and so in the summer I was bored a lot. So my parents told me how to catch flies, put them in the freezer, so that they "sleep", and then tie string to them. You can use it as a leash that way, or you can watch them slowly fly around.

BIG fun.

Did you know that cockroaches are cleaner then flies?

I fucking hate flies.:ak47:

Mwahahahaha !!! :1orglaugh