So I'm in the Police Station last night...
 

warning...long story:

So, I'm staying at my folks this weekend. Its part of my "Martyr Halcyon" routine. I'm giving up my room so my future in-laws can have a place to stay in town for a week.
A week. I'm starting to feel like Mother Teresa.

So, last night at midnight, I got a call from a friend. She got in an accident on the way back from LA and her car was totaled. She was cut off and ended up doing a series of 360?s on the freeway before ending up in an embankment. She was fine. Nobody was hurt. But she was stranded and had a performance in the morning.

Midnight? An hour+ drive? No problem! I happen to already be wearing my halo!

So I threw on some clothes and starting driving north. (I was *pretty* sober, but I should say that earlier in the night I smoked something that caused my eyes to be a little blood shot.)

So I pass Camp Pendleton. I pass through the border check. I approach San Juan Capistrano were she was.

When I called she said she watching movies at the police station. (!?!?) A Cop got on the phone and gave me directions into their back employee area.

Now, I'm wearing what could be described as "clownish" attire. My hair is pink. I have the residue of intoxication in my system. AND I AM DRIVING DIRECTLY INTO THE HIGHWAY PATROL HEADQUARTERS.

What I soon found out was that these guys were extremely cool. They had truly "protected and served" a shook up woman. They got her coffee. They negotiated with the tow truck driver for her (and even sent away the first truck). They waited with her for an hour. They got her coffee and hooked up a DVD player at the station so she could hang out while waiting for me. They even helped unload all her crazy stilts and costumes from the wrecked car!! (She was in LA for a performance)

Even though I knew there was nothing illicit in my car, I still had a moment of panic when the cops began to help pack my car and truck with her stuff. Luckily, she had charmed them with tales of her acrobatics and performing. So when they opened my trunk and saw two huge stuffed bunnies (Burning Man Bound) they simply said, "Are you two in the same line of work?" Rather than explain that I was a pornographer, I let her say, "um...Yes!"

We packed up her stuff and got her home. There was time for a few hours sleep before her performance in the morning. With no car, it makes the coming weeks tough. But the fact that she is still healthy enough to perform is a miracle.

And I earned another couple points on my road to Sainthood. ;)

2 stuffed bunnies, lol ;)

I'm not even gonna ask!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh brought a tear to my eye

Nice story... glad things worked out and really good to hear that the cops were actually cool and helpful.


Now as to business.. We have some sites that would fit in a traffic trade deal perfect... wanna talk about it?

Hit my up on icq


Ronnie

Pornkings

you know i like ur stories, upfront and blunt* no sugar coating i dig it!


glad to hear everything worked out well :)

Awww Punker... you made it :)

ROFL!

nice on you...she was probably hot which helped the cop situation im sure...lol

but of course Big Pappa!!!!

Awww you just did a whole bunch of good deeds. Not sure about the bunnies (I'm a bit frightened!)

Youre going to Burning Man?

I am deeply considering going to it again.


But, congrats on being a good friend. That's awesome what you did :)

hmmm... we go play pool in solana beach every couple weeks....yogi's?

well, when I usted to live in Chicago I was in very similar situation and the cop saved me the same way, they were assume........:thumbsup

Weed & cops = bad combination.

haha that's cool of you. sometimes I get paranoid around the polive when there is no reason to

Erm...What do you do with stuffed bunnies? :eek7

I wish my friends looked like you .:Graucho


and a sweetie , too :)

Well, you got a couple points for that, but doesn't doing porn bring those points back down?

jDoG

Good for you! :thumbsup

...I'm wondering about the bunnies, too! :Graucho

Your act of kindness got you bonus points for sainthood...although I'm just a little concerned about the bunnies :Graucho

great story

the pink hair and residue line was the best.. :)

I will...


What's up with the 2 stuffed bunnies?

The bunnies? Wellll, explaining anything Burning Man related is hard. But I have a costume idea that involves a dozen or so stuffed animals sewed to my clothes and bicycle.

:)

http://cockybastard.com/albums/bm200...randonrace.jpg

And Ronnie, I'm away from ICQ while at my folks...
Hit [email protected] or I'll try to touch base next week.

:)

(Now wouldn't this outfit look good with some stuffed bunnies!?!)
http://cockybastard.com/albums/bm200...s/kayahal3.jpg