i wanna be in a porno!
 

i want to be a porn star. i do have exp in sex and i have a horse cock!!!

i dont think that horse cock will come in handy while i am fucking u in the ass. :2 cents:

what is your screen name going to be?

Mister Ed

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LMFAO

Hopeful surfers coming out of the woodwork.

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Mr Ed sound about right :Graucho

Just my type of guy :thumbsup

BIG LOL!

Okay, what are your qualifications?

:warning Multiple fag alert.

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i wont be your type of guy when i pump my cock up, lube your asshole with peanut butter and fuck u like a runaway train,

for a week every time you take a step it will feel like u have a greasy trout in your asshole. :thumbsup

:Graucho :1orglaugh :Graucho :winkwink:

hahaha u crack me up!!!!


can u handle the pressure of mainting a hard on infront of a audience?LOL :)

Viagra baby... just like the pros :thumbsup


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hahaha good shit!!! i say he need to post a pick of his package.......if not for the men then for me! *wink wink* :)

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