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notjoe 06-25-2004 08:47 AM

I wake up this morning to WORMS all over my room, The damn cat did it!
 
So i get up this morning and turn on the light in my room and what do i see? There are about 10 difference peices of worms throughout my room.

Last night it rained here in Toronto and my cat was going outside and bringing worms back to my room to play with..

What a little fucker!


What kind of shit does your cat bring back to the house for you?

Abyss_Vee 06-25-2004 08:52 AM

you should kill your cat

Katlicious72 06-25-2004 08:53 AM

That's nasty.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-25-2004 08:57 AM

lol.. that is great!!!


I thought this was going to e a story on maggots..

My hubby threw some meat in the garbage one time and let it sit over night (this was in florida with broken ac) and we awoke next morning to maggots all over the kitchen floor..

I will take some harmless worms anyday over maggots :1orglaugh

notjoe 06-25-2004 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
lol.. that is great!!!


I thought this was going to e a story on maggots..

My hubby threw some meat in the garbage one time and let it sit over night (this was in florida with broken ac) and we awoke next morning to maggots all over the kitchen floor..

I will take some harmless worms anyday over maggots :1orglaugh

That is pretty sick, i'm glad it wasnt anything like that!

My GF's cat brings back mice and leaves them at her outside door...I wish my kitty would leave his toys outside!

ytcracker 06-25-2004 09:09 AM

kitty

Tera 06-25-2004 09:11 AM

My cats like to go get any bugs they can get their paws on and bring them back to my bed and continue to fling them around while I am sleeping.

I can always tell when they are coming though because they start meowing before they reach my bed, now I jump up and close the door in their face.

Doc911 06-25-2004 09:15 AM

My cat likes to swat around baby birds. She climbs up the tree knocks them out of the nest and then brings them in the kitchen. I think she wants Bev to cook them for her.

emmanuelle 06-25-2004 09:18 AM

We just lost a cat that was a total huntress.

We'd wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of screaming, as a baby rabbit or squirrel was being gutted alive on the kitchen floor.

TheWildcard 06-25-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe
So i get up this morning and turn on the light in my room and what do i see? There are about 10 difference peices of worms throughout my room.

Last night it rained here in Toronto and my cat was going outside and bringing worms back to my room to play with..

What a little fucker!


What kind of shit does your cat bring back to the house for you?

Holy shit, that's horrible. I fucking hate worms. I'd torture my cat if he'd do that.

xxxoutsourcing 06-25-2004 09:25 AM

No Pics?

notjoe 06-25-2004 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
We just lost a cat that was a total huntress.

We'd wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of screaming, as a baby rabbit or squirrel was being gutted alive on the kitchen floor.

I feel for you on losing a cat, one of mine went out one night and never came back, yet. That was 3 weeks ago :(

notjoe 06-25-2004 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tera
My cats like to go get any bugs they can get their paws on and bring them back to my bed and continue to fling them around while I am sleeping.

I can always tell when they are coming though because they start meowing before they reach my bed, now I jump up and close the door in their face.

Dont they just end up meowing all night by your door?

C_U_Next_Tuesday 06-25-2004 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emmanuelle
We just lost a cat that was a total huntress.

We'd wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of screaming, as a baby rabbit or squirrel was being gutted alive on the kitchen floor.

they are listed as one of the top ten predators...kittys love to hunt!

I cant stand to see a declawed cat stuck in an apartment for the rest of its life so some person can come home and pet it and say "nice kitty" :feels-hot

Spunky 06-25-2004 09:30 AM

Mine will bring in birds,and they flop around the house as she slowly removes all their feathers

TheJimmy 06-25-2004 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
That's nasty.

tootie 06-25-2004 09:58 AM

Late one night one of my cats vomited worms all over my carpet. I didn't know he had worms. He'd just been examined at the vet's a couple of months earlier and he was fine. I was going to take him to the vet the next morning but I woke up and couldn't find him. I never saw him again :(

Moral of the story? Worms are bad.

I wish there had been a 24 hour emergency vet hospital anywhere near me. R.I.P. General.

My husband's cat brought a dead mouse into our bed one morning. Apparently it was a gift to show us she was doing her job. Poor kitty. I guess she didn't realize that we humans don't really like dead mice. :Graucho

Holly 06-25-2004 10:08 AM

I really, really thought the worms were gonna be from the cat's ass. This version was much better.

jaYMan 06-25-2004 10:09 AM

Thats better than having the worms be born from the cats anus!

Now thats really gross to wake up to.

Scherfi 06-25-2004 10:17 AM

no offence here, i love cats too (i had one for almost 15 years, then it died last year).

please don't let your cat go outside! they will hunt birds and mice like there's no tomorrow. it doesn't mean they are hungry or anything. itsjust their nature and bringing the birds/mice home to you shows how much your cat cares for you. don't yell at them for doing that, they don't know better. they feel like doing something good for you.

but cats should stay inside especially in townareas where there are many cats decimating the bird population.

i hope my humble english makes sence to you and you think about it a bit.

foolio 06-25-2004 10:18 AM

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PattyeCake* 06-25-2004 10:19 AM

Thats funny!!! :1orglaugh

Ar3s 06-25-2004 10:22 AM

he do it caz he love ya ;)
like they kill bird and give it to you..
it shows he respect ya..
mabey this fuck cat dont know and he got worms and not bird or something heheheh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DavieVegas 06-25-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe
So i get up this morning and turn on the light in my room and what do i see? There are about 10 difference peices of worms throughout my room.

Last night it rained here in Toronto and my cat was going outside and bringing worms back to my room to play with..

What a little fucker!


What kind of shit does your cat bring back to the house for you?

That sucks..Id be pissed off at the damn cat


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