Soccer is a Homosexual Socialist Sport
 

You know it's socialist because everyone is handicapped -- don't use your hands, don't use foul language, don't bump into anyone or get rough.

And you know it's gay because they fucking write down your name when you do play like a man and run into someone and knock him down. "Hey, you can't do that! I'm telling!" and give you a yellow or red card. How fucking gay.

No wonder it's the favorite sport in Europe.

and?

So let me get this straight....you're planning on joining a soccer team?

Americans lack the intelligence to play Football properly. Its a tactical game, its a team game, you have to compliment each others strengths and make up for others weaknesses. It says a lot when USA Women are better than the men.

Idiot alert :warning

Yeah, lots of strategy -- run down an open field and knock a ball into a goal with your head or foot. Holy crap, I can barely keep all the strategy in my head at once! OVERLOAD! OVERLOAD!

Baseball is a sport of strategy. The only decisions soccer players have to make is to figure out which guy on the other team they want to go home with after the game.

Buff, check my sig! You ruined your reputation with this post :)

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Ahh, here we go with the football (that's what it's called btw, Americans decided to call it soccer) is gay thing.


Been debated before, conclusion being that Americans can't handle a sport which they don't have supremecy over...

There's this thing called "The other team". I think they kinda don't like to allow you to "run down the field and put the ball in a net with your head or foot" to easily.

Get a grip, know what you are talking about before opening your mouth. Football requires great levels of fitness, stamina, technique and skill.

Not just any fool can run onto a pitch and be amazing at Football. Any idiot can hit a fucking ball with a bat tho and run round in a circle.

Lots of gay Americans love soccer.

Strategy my arse.

We played baseball at school. It was called rounders.

Hit the ball. Run.


The World Series. Exactly how many countries compete in this btw ?? Thought as much...

You are a fucking moron. Go away, fucking model.

You're kidding, right?

I think the first time you hit the ball and figure out to run to first, the rest all falls into place. :winkwink:

Ok, add in "run around other players." Hahaha man, sounds really tough!

You couldn't make contact with a Randy Johnson slider in 500 at bats. The best players in baseball hit the ball less than 40% of the time. Any moron can run down a field and kick a ball.

Which is why its so shite...

well, actually all that says is that women have been playing it more and a more serious level then men. In the US there are pleanty of sports for little boys to play but not little girls. So, the girls play soccer and do it very well.

Baseball is a logic game but it is a different kind of logic. I like both but anyone that says soccer is boring until they score must not be a basketball fan either..same deal..

now, now, don't let yourself be yet another Brit that I have to tell why the World Series is called the World Series. I am tired of emailing the BBC about it everytime they go on a bash baseball spree.

I love riling up soccer fans. No wonder they try to kill each other in the stands -- look how aggressive they get! I rattle their cage a little bit and they come out in force. It's true, the best action at a soccer game is in the stands.

pretty easy huh to call everything you don't like gay, us europeans call that narrow minded :Graucho

Shut a fuck up....:thumbsup

I've yet to see Violence due to a Football match.

I go to my club stadium every week along with 60,000 others and there's never trouble.

The US call football "soccer" - heres what the UK call US sports...

Baseball - (UK) rounders (we used to play this at primary school).
American football - (UK) rugby (we don't wear helmets and padding).
Basketball - (UK) similar to netball (womens game).
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Well you're missing out. Do a google search for +violence +soccer +fans

Aren't you the dumb fuck that want to spit on battus...WHAHAHAH you are such a stupid guy. But when you think it's gay, fine for you

Who taught you how to sling insults, an 8 year old girl?

Only because you're not even able to kick a ball it doesn't mean this sport is gay.
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Yes. He seems to spend quite a lot of time thinking about putting spit on guys and homosexuals.

Futbol Soccer fans are peace people. No doubt about it.

Try showing your face at the next webmaster event. I am sure you will be invited to discuss the matter over a nice cup of english tea. :321GFY

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not always peacefull :1orglaugh

ouch... :helpme

I don't think it's a gay sport .. did you see yesterday when this guy jumped over the other one and fell like from 2 meter on his back .. without any should or head protection.. :2 cents:

"Get a grip, know what you are talking about before opening your mouth."

Excuse me??? You obviously have never played serious baseball dipshit or know anything about it.

You think just anyone can hit a 90+Mph curveball? You have no clue what the fuck you're talking about.

how does that make it "shite"?

You are a homo

Thats something that can be learned with practice.

Now something like Steve Atwater nailing Christian Okoye like a brick wall is something that can never be learned.

Football is the only sport of real talent and sacrifice.

If you practiced for the rest of your life, you wouldn't get a base hit off the crappiest major league pitcher in 100 at bats.

And something like a player hitting 70+ home runs in a season is done by everyone in the league isn't it?

I'm not saying there's no talent in soccer or any other sport, though soccer is one sport that doesn't allow it to be shown.

It's like it was made for athletes and retards to play together....lets throw way too many people on the field so no one has a real advantage.

I'm not talking professionally here asshole. I'm talking about being able to walk onto a field and kick a ball with tactics in mind and retain possession. Could you do that??

I know I could walk onto a baseball field and throw a ball at a guy standing with a bat and I could also hit a ball thrown at me !!

Bite me!

and yeah I could.

I competitively played soccer, baseball, golf, track & field, basketball, etc. growing up.

I know from experience, unlike yourself...I bet I could strike you out with three picthes pal.

So tell me, what's wrong with homosexuals?

Brad

No, you didnt say a player hitting 70 + home runs, you said someone being able to hit a 90mph curve ball.

I'm not defending soccer, I think soccer sucks. But the top athletes in the world arent baseball players either.

Apparently they like soccer!

I have been forced to appreciate soccer as a sport by my wife, who played all her life and had a scholarship to play in college before she blew out her knee.

I guess next I will be dressing like Cory! :1orglaugh

Man, you are STUPID. :1orglaugh

see what playing too much Nintendo does to you
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it's the same with everything, if something is #1 people will knock it..and soccer is SO FAR ahead in popularity "WorldWide" it's not even funny !

dumbfuck, it is not only popular in Europe, but it is the most popular sport on earth. It has tactic, beaty, planning and endurance, which none of your stupid sports like baseball, american football have. Try having an american football player running 45 minutes non-stop. You are truly an ignorant idiot.

Trying hard to make sense?

We've known we're better for quite awhile now. We just pretend to be equal. Fragile egos, and all.

:1orglaugh Thats fucking awesome Buff