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fatal attraction 06-24-2004 11:34 PM

What would you consider THE perfect date???
 
I need your help, what would you consider the perfect date?? Any ideas? Thanks for your help for planning the perfect first date!!

AaronM 06-24-2004 11:36 PM

She shows up at my place.

I fuck her.

She leaves....Without stealing anything.

AaronM 06-24-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
She shows up at my place.

I fuck her.

She leaves....Without stealing anything.

Then once she is gone...I kick back and watch a movie.

KidCock 06-24-2004 11:37 PM

I would love a first date with a girl to be spending day/night at an amusement park, then to some mountaintop for a little lovemaking :thumbsup

AaronM 06-24-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KidCock
I would love a first date with a girl to be spending day/night at an amusement park, then to some mountaintop for a little lovemaking :thumbsup
How in the hell do you "Make love" with somebody on a first date?

It's got nothing to do with love at all.

KidCock 06-24-2004 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
How in the hell do you "Make love" with somebody on a first date?

It's got nothing to do with love at all.

Love at first sight ?? :Graucho

No you're right....well how about just fucking her in a nice romantic way then, seeing as how the rest of the date was in that mood/setting...

Porn4abuck 06-24-2004 11:46 PM

Some good porn and a bottle of lotian! hehe!

Way cheeper and no bs afterwards.. hehe

webgurl 06-24-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
She shows up at my place.

I fuck her.

She leaves....Without stealing anything.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh This really defines LOL

WiredGuy 06-24-2004 11:47 PM

Having a fantastic steak and lobster tail dinner over candlelight with a bottle of white wine. Then some nice rich creamy cheesecakes to end the meal. Followed by a nice movie cuddling and ideally end the date with a long walk on a beach.

What happens afterwards, well, I think you can imagine :)
WG

CDSmith 06-24-2004 11:47 PM

I once took a girl to the beach for a first date and we made it in 5 feet of water standing up, other people only 20-30 yards away. I met her the night before in the bar.

I was a bad man in my late 20's. A very bad man. Nowadays the perfect date is more like renting a limo and picking her up, off to a nice romantic dinner at a nice place, drinks, then off to a few lounges and bars, a little dancing.... end it off with a nice stroll and at some point if I'm really feeling it and it looks like she is too.... If we're both feeling it.... I mean really feeling it....... we ring people's doorbells and then run and hide.

webgurl 06-24-2004 11:52 PM

hey gurl ,
I have never been on a "perfect date"
for me ideally i would like something not too ---> :sleep
Typical dinner thing and movie sounds good

P.S
keep away from those akward silent moments ..... :)

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by webgurl
hey gurl ,
I have never been on a "perfect date"
for me ideally i would like something not too ---> :sleep
Typical dinner thing and movie sounds good

P.S
keep away from those akward silent moments ..... :)

Hey sweetie! That's what I want to arrange...."the perfect date" Something fun and different! :winkwink:

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
She shows up at my place.

I fuck her.

She leaves....Without stealing anything.


Not exactly what I had in mind....but, thanks Aaron!!!! LOL

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 02:02 AM

No one else has any ideas???

stev0 06-25-2004 02:04 AM

June 25th ... not too hot, not too cold... just right
:Graucho

kmanrox 06-25-2004 02:13 AM

hahaah good one cd... 'nig$er-knocking' on a date is always a good time =)

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stev0
June 25th ... not too hot, not too cold... just right
:Graucho

nope....July 8th, Toronto! :winkwink:

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-25-2004 02:25 AM

Pick her up and take her out to dinner. Don't do a movie, that is so boring for a date. Do something exciting and make sure she drinks a bit.

Second date make sure she drives to your house, then take her somewhere decent, and make sure you drink a bit again, then bring her home and do her.

That is the perfect TWO dates. :thumbsup

BTW, that usually works everytime.

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Pick her up and take her out to dinner. Don't do a movie, that is so boring for a date. Do something exciting and make sure she drinks a bit.

Second date make sure she drives to your house, then take her somewhere decent, and make sure you drink a bit again, then bring her home and do her.

That is the perfect TWO dates. :thumbsup

BTW, that usually works everytime.

A few problems here....I'm a woman! I asked him out!!! LOL
I'm just in town for the weekend!

:winkwink:

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-25-2004 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatal attraction
A few problems here....I'm a woman! I asked him out!!! LOL
I'm just in town for the weekend!

:winkwink:

Oh, my bad. Post your pic. Where you at. Then we will go from there. :( Sorry.

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 02:37 AM

I'm in Florida! Just going to Toronto for Sherie and Shann's party! Just going for a few extra days. :thumbsup

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-25-2004 02:41 AM

Then lets see. So your going to take some guy out on a date which means he already knows he's going to get some. So you are in a bind but be ready for it.

Let him take you out to what he thinks will work, but don't do the movies, that is the most boringiest place for a date.

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Then lets see. So your going to take some guy out on a date which means he already knows he's going to get some. So you are in a bind but be ready for it.

Let him take you out to what he thinks will work, but don't do the movies, that is the most boringiest place for a date.

I know the movies are totally out!!!!! That's why I need some fun ideas! I don't know Toronto at all either...never been there before.

Dave, will you be at the party in Toronto?? WE will be there! hehehe

=^..^= 06-25-2004 02:59 AM

Looong car drive somewhere remote :Graucho
at least that if it doesnt work out you can always :BangBang:


:1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 06-25-2004 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stev0
June 25th ... not too hot, not too cold... just right
:Graucho


:1orglaugh beat me to it!

TheWildcard 06-25-2004 03:42 AM

Bitch brings some drugs with her. Let me take it and then sucks my cock and swallows my cum.

buddyjuf 06-25-2004 03:52 AM

my dates are usually the same

nice restaurant, talk, flirt, get to know eachother
then we go to the movies, that's where the cuddling/making out begins

and then we walk to the park and fool around or go straight to my/her place :glugglug

Reak 06-25-2004 03:59 AM

Says Hi..

Sucks your cock..

Leaves without saying bye..

:thumbsup

rip raster 06-25-2004 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
She shows up at my place.

I fuck her.

She leaves....Without stealing anything.

Hey that's pretty close to my perfect first date, except that when she leaves she steals anything she can get her hands on. Then I chase her down and beat her with her own wooden leg :winkwink:

rhon23 06-25-2004 08:54 AM

Who needs the perfect date. That just puts too much pressure on everyone involved. Just go where the day takes you

Jamdin 06-25-2004 08:59 AM

Any date would be perfect about now :(

shann 06-25-2004 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rip raster
Hey that's pretty close to my perfect first date, except that when she leaves she steals anything she can get her hands on. Then I chase her down and beat her with her own wooden leg :winkwink:
LMFAO You sick fuck!

Perfect date... has to be able to hold his liquor, has a big cock and is Keanu Reeves that makes it perfect! LOL

CDSmith 06-25-2004 09:15 AM

Hasn't anyone here seen an 'easydater' gallery?


Nuff said.

TheLegacy 06-25-2004 09:17 AM

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Herb Kornfield 06-25-2004 09:30 AM

Perfect Date that will get you the deal sold.

Were having dinner, however, here is the perfect way to have it.

Things you MUST have. Herb K's checklist for love.

Candles (unscented)
Pink Lightbulbs
Ice.
Flowers
Al Green CDs
Marvin Gaye "lets get it on" CD ( absolute must have )
Computer with access to www.somafm.com

Prep work
1. Lay unscented in the general area that you'd chill at after dinner. Say a table, sidebar, etc.
2. Fresh flowers - always look fly anywhere and make the place smell nice.
3. All lightbulbs get changed to pink - EVERYONE looks great in Pink lights and they are nicer on the eyes. Whitelights are complete garbage. They should be banned.
4. Make sure you have ice for drinks ( fresh ice please)
5. Load CD player with Al Green and Marvin Gaye.
6. Turn on Somafm. ( beatblender or Groove salad)

That night's festivites. See Below.

1. Dinner at you place ( provided you know how to cook)
2. Good wine or beer - depending on your / their taste.
3. Really kick ass desert - strawberry shortcake is always nice in the summer.

When eating have some cool streaming tunes www.somafm.com and enjoy til after dinner drinks are flowing. Soma kicks ass for atmosphere.

Call dinner for 9pm, that way its about 11pm by the time its all getting wrapped up from desert, loading up the dishes, etc.

Once the after dinner drinks are flowing, toss the Al Green CD followed with Marvin Gaye ( careful, this is a very potent mixture)

Light candles and out go the lights with you all just chilling on the rug and talking.

The rest is up to you to close the deal.

TheWildcard 06-25-2004 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Reak
Says Hi..

Sucks your cock..

Leaves without saying bye..

:thumbsup

copycat

AaronM 06-25-2004 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Hasn't anyone here seen an 'easydater' gallery?


Nuff said.

Never heard of it.

zanycash Pete 06-25-2004 09:38 AM

Getting laid at the end:Graucho

Semi-Retired-Dave 06-25-2004 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatal attraction
I know the movies are totally out!!!!! That's why I need some fun ideas! I don't know Toronto at all either...never been there before.

Dave, will you be at the party in Toronto?? WE will be there! hehehe

I don't think so, I will be in Florida though. You can always come by there and I can show you the perfect Date. Or should I say the perfect night. :Graucho

Lets see, some other options for you...I have relatives out there, I wonder what they do for fun. I guess maybe you can find a Go Cart track and go do that. That's always funner then movies. Just make sure you don't eat first.

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
Perfect Date that will get you the deal sold.

Were having dinner, however, here is the perfect way to have it.

Things you MUST have. Herb K's checklist for love.

Candles (unscented)
Pink Lightbulbs
Ice.
Flowers
Al Green CDs
Marvin Gaye "lets get it on" CD ( absolute must have )
Computer with access to www.somafm.com

Prep work
1. Lay unscented in the general area that you'd chill at after dinner. Say a table, sidebar, etc.
2. Fresh flowers - always look fly anywhere and make the place smell nice.
3. All lightbulbs get changed to pink - EVERYONE looks great in Pink lights and they are nicer on the eyes. Whitelights are complete garbage. They should be banned.
4. Make sure you have ice for drinks ( fresh ice please)
5. Load CD player with Al Green and Marvin Gaye.
6. Turn on Somafm. ( beatblender or Groove salad)

That night's festivites. See Below.

1. Dinner at you place ( provided you know how to cook)
2. Good wine or beer - depending on your / their taste.
3. Really kick ass desert - strawberry shortcake is always nice in the summer.

When eating have some cool streaming tunes www.somafm.com and enjoy til after dinner drinks are flowing. Soma kicks ass for atmosphere.

Call dinner for 9pm, that way its about 11pm by the time its all getting wrapped up from desert, loading up the dishes, etc.

Once the after dinner drinks are flowing, toss the Al Green CD followed with Marvin Gaye ( careful, this is a very potent mixture)

Light candles and out go the lights with you all just chilling on the rug and talking.

The rest is up to you to close the deal.

Sounds like you've done this a few times. hehehe :thumbsup

Ar3s 06-25-2004 10:54 AM

me --> fuck her

fatal attraction 06-25-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I don't think so, I will be in Florida though. You can always come by there and I can show you the perfect Date. Or should I say the perfect night. :Graucho

Lets see, some other options for you...I have relatives out there, I wonder what they do for fun. I guess maybe you can find a Go Cart track and go do that. That's always funner then movies. Just make sure you don't eat first.

Go Cart racing is a great idea! Thanks! :thumbsup

beergood 06-25-2004 11:01 AM

Why don't you just talk to your date about what they like/don't like to do and work something out. A perfect date is when both parties have a good time together. What works for us might not be right for you. Me I like going out for dinner, drinks and live music or dancing.

p.s. On the perfect date she swallows. :winkwink:

DavieVegas 06-25-2004 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fatal attraction
I need your help, what would you consider the perfect date?? Any ideas? Thanks for your help for planning the perfect first date!!
A woman who understands not to talk bout anything important at dinner time. SHUT UP WOMAN IM EATING!

Lucy 06-25-2004 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porn4abuck
Some good porn and a bottle of lotian! hehe!

Way cheeper and no bs afterwards.. hehe


I don't think that's good idea....:Graucho :1orglaugh

shermo 06-25-2004 10:42 PM

A nice dinner at a great restaurant overlooking something, an experience unique that neight person has done, dessert after at home or in a hotel suite, a bath together with candles and some action in the bedroom. :Graucho

webgurl 06-25-2004 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
A nice dinner at a great restaurant overlooking something, an experience unique that neight person has done, dessert after at home or in a hotel suite, a bath together with candles and some action in the bedroom. :Graucho

oh sherm ! Aren't you the romantic type Ooh la la :Graucho

shermo 06-25-2004 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webgurl
oh sherm ! Aren't you the romantic type Ooh la la :Graucho
Definitly.. I'm not the find em, fuck em, dump em type! I guess I'm old fashioned! :Graucho

fatal attraction 06-26-2004 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
Definitly.. I'm not the find em, fuck em, dump em type! I guess I'm old fashioned! :Graucho
awww...you are such a sweetheart!!!!! :Graucho

bad_girl 06-26-2004 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shermsshack
A nice dinner at a great restaurant overlooking something, an experience unique that neight person has done, dessert after at home or in a hotel suite, a bath together with candles and some action in the bedroom. :Graucho
She can go to Panorama - great view of the city @ bay or bloor, or even 360 (cn tower's restaurant) which has an awesome view of the city on a good night.


BG


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