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Hilarious surfer phonecall (mp3)
Hilarious voicemail we got from a surfer today:
http://www.perfectgonzo.com/voicemail.mp3 (The site in question is http://asstraffic.com) :1orglaugh |
TEENS AND ANAL SEX? I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW FUCKED UP YOUR FUCKING MIND IS!
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He probably signed up right after he put the phone down.
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Ugh. Some people have no sense of humor.
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GURANTEED he rubbed one out right after, sounds like his wife doesnt do him right
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hilarious
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That was me :1orglaugh
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LOL, that was great! Thanks for sharing.
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what a bitch
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euh, which wife :1orglaugh btw he sounded so intelligent, how many times can you say 'dude' in 2 minutes :1orglaugh |
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http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/6/ugly1.jpg You would have reacted the same way lol |
He sounded very disturbed. I would be concerned. Seriously.
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wtf?
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You do realize that he violated the law by making threats of violence against you? Sue.
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what a quack!!..lol
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and some wax? Perhaps a pair of vans? :1orglaugh |
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I would take him off my mail list. |
that is not funny, that shit was scary
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LMAO!!!!
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LOL, that dude sounded like he had a hard time saying "fuck", but he gets an E for effort I suppose, lmao :1orglaugh
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well to be fair it was more cowardly teenage threats about letting his tyres down. |
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT A FLAT TIRE!!!!
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That was disturbing, I can't believe I listened to the whole thing.
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HAHAHA :1orglaugh
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You never seen a teen and you never seen anal sex... LMAO
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Lol..:1orglaugh
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hahahahahahaah.....lmao....DUDE! :1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh
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spammed the wrong person
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hey dude...
dude. duude! :1orglaugh |
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. |
:1orglaugh he couldnt last 5 seconds in my mind.
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that was really funny... what a nutjob...
how do surfers get your phone # tho? LOL |
and we all think asstraffick is a great site...Dude
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LOL what a corny motherfucker
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Wow someone didnt get his enema today.
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Fuck him :321GFY
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Federal indictment? What is he going to Washington to file a writ?
Tra la la? Fuck, I'd be scared of that! dickface He's an articulate fucknut isn't he. your probably jerking off right now as we fucking talk "we talk"? Uh...answering machine dude you've never seen a teen Nope, none of those in Las Vegas. soon as I know where your fucking car is fucking parked dude does flat tire that's a bitch-trick tranny. He had to hang up, Jerry Springer commercials were over. I'd say his IQ is about 7 and he has more beer in his fridge than food. Also he has to be living in the Ozarks if anal sex is the most shocking thing he's ever seen. |
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Virgin. |
That guy didn't sound like he had a very big vocab.
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hes one of them magical surfers that rebill like 20 times, got yourself a catch! :thumbsup
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He probably thinks you're now laying awake at night, worrying about someone letting the air out of your tyre. :1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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is this for real??? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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hahaha love this one!! Should have called the guy back... It's people like you who made us 10 mill last year!! hahah!! |
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