A spammer tried to sell me a baby
 

Look what I found in my inbox today:

Dear Collector,

A BABY DOLL SO TRULY REAL?,
YOU'LL LOVE HER AS YOUR VERY OWN!



Dear Collector,
A BABY DOLL SO TRULY REAL?,
YOU'LL LOVE HER AS YOUR VERY OWN!





Hold "Jasmine" in your arms and you'll honestly believe she's a real baby! She's the FIRST So Truly Real? African-American doll exclusively from Ashton-Drake!

Feel her soft, pliable weight ? marvel at the tiny fingernails, kiss the astonishingly soft skin, gently stroke the amazing hand-applied hair! So lifelike, she even comes with a FREE baby photo frame so you can show her off like a proud mother or grandmother!

An achievement in doll artistry by master doll artist Waltraud Hanl. Her originals usually cost thousands, but you can get this precious newborn at an unheard-of value! Don't wait to hold your own beloved Jasmine in your arms ? order Now!


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I wish I owned stock in Ashton Drake as much as my wife has spent with them over the years...