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>> WIN a EASY $100 , easyyy MONEY ...CLICK//
K simple contest.
Last for 48 hours. till Thurs 1pm EST. $100 bucks easy for doing nothing. All you have to do is make me laugh. Easy enough right? Rules: Can be either a joke, or photchop of my face or whatever. Simple enough? Only rule: At the end of your entry post you will need to put "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY " No other rules just the one up top. I will declare the winner. at Thurs 1 pm. This contest brought to you by http://www.juicycash.com/banners/webmaster/jc4.gif Now MAKE ME LAUGH :Graucho |
:glugglug Gotta think of something
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Your wee wee is hte size of a fly
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or i can take the $100, wipe my ass with it, then stick it back in your face?
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Here is a image in case you want to do a photochop
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Juicy is hung like a..............
http://www.kittenexposed.com/titmouse.gif "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY " :Graucho |
to hot for me
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i may just owe u $100 now. |
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Its ok just give it to someone else :Graucho I knight you now " Meta Guido" :Graucho |
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i was at the casino way back and i had to take a shit
so i went into a stall and was about to unload one. then i hear a guy in the next stall talking on the phone. i had to go and it made alot of noise, so i was like fuck it, im gonna release one big one and get it over with. wavblamh.. i hear the guy stop for a second on the phone, then start back. 5 seconds later, the place smelt like warm eggs. i tried flushing but it was those automatic ones, so i was doing squats coz i thought it would flush faster. anyways, i wiped and i got out of there in a hurry. but i swear, that guy on the phone must have been fucken pissed. |
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and now for some actual newspaper headlines
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_S.../H_2727_12.jpg http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_S.../H_2727_18.jpg http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_S...H_2727_31A.jpg Juicy Cash ohhh so juicyyyyyyy |
Juicy quote of the week: "I don't need you bitches, I can suck my own cock!"
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juicy da man :1orglaugh
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How bout this? A parody of the crew running anywebcam.com
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juicy made me cum
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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned. INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF Another fucking meeting! TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. who does this remind you of INSTEAD OF: He's a prick. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY " |
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Is JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY? I think so. Promote it. Juicycash |
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My teacher in high school was right. It's amazing the number of people who don't follow simple instructions.
I'll try to come up with something funny later. Did Mr. Izzz warn you about the muppets yet? |
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He will be back in a hour or so. :Graucho :Graucho I hope he doesnt molest the chicks like last time |
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...there went an easy Franklin.... "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY " |
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that is hot :Graucho |
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edit I hate doing stupid shit, but it happens :helpme |
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This Classic thread from Spacedog made me bust a gut!: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=51054
Titled: "Let's ruin an ICQ spammers day.... " I feel like being rotten... I fucking hate icq spam... just got this one... lets all fuck with him & ruin his fucking day...... here's the icq chat I just had..... figured I'd fuck with him a bit.. -------------------------------------- ICQ History Log For: 149888047 149888047 Started on Sat Feb 16 00:52:12 2002 -------------------------------------- 149888047 2/16/02 12:21 AM You were saying you were looking for Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears pictures http://www.celebrity4.com/cele209/ There's also Jennifer lopez, and Angelina Jolie, Carmen Electra, Shannon Elizabeth nude! I know they are awsome! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:22 AM Hey fuckwad.. You are spamming & I have logged your IP.. I will notify ICQ & your ISP of your spamming activities.. I will also be in touch with your hosting provider & have notified http://spamcop.net 149888047 2/16/02 12:23 AM Sorry, never mind... I didn't think you will be so disappointed... Spacedog 2/16/02 12:23 AM too fucking late... this is the office of the united states federal trade commission 149888047 2/16/02 12:23 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:24 AM I have just emailed your sponsor, celeb-dollars.. You have violated their TOS & as a result, your account will be deleted.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:24 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:27 AM spamming is illegal.. Expect a knock on your door.. FTC agents are on their way.. Good day Julius.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:27 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:27 AM 189819 South Main Street At 22d Rochester, NY 14482 US 149888047 2/16/02 12:27 AM i'm thinking about it Spacedog 2/16/02 12:29 AM I'm on the phone with CaveCreek.. Kiss your websites goodbye.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:29 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:33 AM Maybe after you see the damage done, this will teach you a fucking lesson boy.. Your sites will be shut down within 24 hours, your isp will be shutting you down as well, & ICQ is deactivating your account & IP blocking you.. and last , the most painful of all is that the FTC is enroute to you...LOL! 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM hello..JULIUS! 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM don't expect a check from celeb-dollars either.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM um I suppose not... Spacedog 2/16/02 12:34 AM safesurfing my as... 149888047 2/16/02 12:34 AM we have a good drink %))) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:35 AM safesurfing to a 404 near you.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:35 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:35 AM Must be a damn ugly girl with a name Julius.. 149888047 2/16/02 12:35 AM I'm Erika, from Texas Spacedog 2/16/02 12:36 AM You are Julius, from Rochester NY! I just emailed apic...You are violating ROP!! 149888047 2/16/02 12:36 AM If you look here http://celebrityskank.com/cele209/ I'm there Spacedog 2/16/02 12:39 AM You are the skank!! 149888047 2/16/02 12:39 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:41 AM one who just lost their hosting services & one who just had their account revoked at celeb-dollars, one who is getting an internet shut off first thing in the morning, one who cant icq after tommorow .. one who has the FTC coming.. one who just broke a couple of laws..SPAM & ROP! 149888047 2/16/02 12:41 AM Hello : ) Spacedog 2/16/02 12:41 AM http://www.spamcop.net 149888047 2/16/02 12:41 AM its brand new! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:42 AM It's 404 soon..lol 149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM why ask someone who wouldn't know?? Spacedog 2/16/02 12:43 AM you obviously dont know, do you..lol 149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM i'm just a sexy Girl ! Spacedog 2/16/02 12:43 AM OK.. LOONY!! 149888047 2/16/02 12:43 AM what is yor name ? Spacedog 2/16/02 12:44 AM Ashxxxxx 149888047 2/16/02 12:44 AM yes very... Spacedog 2/16/02 12:46 AM Hey, fuck off! 149888047 2/16/02 12:46 AM i'm thinking about it Spacedog 2/16/02 12:47 AM thinking about what.. how your gonna pick up the soap without getting butt raped! 149888047 2/16/02 12:47 AM If you look here http://celebrityskank.com/cele209/ I'm there |
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Cute Joke:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster". Gently he takes her hand and says, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ...........he sighed, "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box." "JUICY CASH ohhhhh soo JUICYYYY " |
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