Would you have your normal mouth replaced with a vagina
 

I just noticed a silly little booklet-thing I was given a few years ago is now online:

Would you kill your mom if you could fly and turn invisible?

post some of the ones you WOULD DO. :glugglug

From Section 5:
I Would permanently give up the ability to do any math, even the most basic arithmetic, if I could speak every language in the world. Definitely.

i like this one:

Would you have a random 10% of your brain removed for ten million dollars?

Would you bury your family alive if you could gain the power to stop time whenever you want?

Would you kill your brother and feed him to your mother if you could breathe fire and have the sharpest and most invincible teeth on the planet?

Would you have the worst body odor on the planet if you could spit hydrochloric acid?

Would you rip out your mom's eyes and then force her to eat them and then make her cut off all of her toes and stick them up her butt if the "Star Wars" movie series would become real life and you became an integral part of it and you were a Jedi Knight?

Would you punch the next fifty pregnant women you see in the stomach as hard as you could without any explanation if you could walk through walls and gain immunity to fire?

Would you steal three babies from three different mothers and run over their heads in your car if you could fly and turn invisible?

Would you suck every last drop of shit out of the next 1,000 dog's buttholes you see if, after doing so, you gained the ability to travel by foot at light speed?

Woud you have a penis surgically attached to your forehead forever for a billion dollars?

Would you cut off both your arms and legs if you could live to be 600 years old?


LOL

Would you eat a bowl full of living roaches each day for three months for a billion dollars?


yes

Would you have sex with your landlord once a month instead of paying rent?

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If she would be a fat girl or a nice girl yes. .. but a man ... no lol

if i could have a vagina as a mouth id spit on everyones face, i can see it now HAHA.

30 x 2 = 60

60 x 20 = 1200

1200 $ @ 20 an hour (cheap) pays a really good rent ... fuck that

You guys are sick :evil-laug

Definitly eat maggots ... :) No joke

rofl ... why would I want california cops out ?

Would you kidnap all of your neighbors cats and slowly feed them to piranhas for a million dollars?

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Definitly !!! As long as mine isnt included

dunno whos the guy ... but yes

Haha, "The Squirter" :Graucho

Would You sacrifice Your dick/potence for the girl of Your dreams?

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Man, I don't know.. u gotta admit that's a tough one? I not now, at least whenever
You're a "fool for love".

Why would you want a chick if you cant fuck... take the fatty with the nice personality if you cannot get better :P

Aawh shit! I just noticed.. We were supposed to pick one? lol

'Aight, that's it for me tonight :1orglaugh

what happen to your hot sig?

A good quality to not be shallow.. :)
But have You never been enough "head over heels"?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh