Yo' mama is sooooo ugly...........
 

Here's a few "Yo' mama is so ugly" jokes!

Post your own............

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

http://www.deancapture.com/images/rofl.gif

lol

yo mamma is so ugly that if she was a dog, i would shave her ass and let her walk backwards

yo mama is so ugly, that you can't put into words how ugly she really is.

platinum bucks - they pay $50 per trial on weekends? how long will it last?
is it permanent?

yo mama is so ugly, you had to tie a steak around her neck for the dog to play with her!

I thought Yo mama jokes died around the same time as In Living Colour - do we really need to re-visit them??



Yo post so stupid, imma gonna bitchslap you.


BG

Yo mama so ugly that even DeanCapture wouldn't hit her :Graucho

hohohoh:1orglaugh

bah...hate those old ones... i can't believe people still find them funny

the original post was funny though :thumbsup

you suck

in living color was the shizznit

I think it was only for the month of April :(

I should change my sig...:2 cents:

in living color was hilarious... some big names started on that show


those skits with jim carrey doing stupid shit in the backround were awesome!

:( :( :(

Uh I never said it wasn't toolboy.


However, it is OVAH.


BG

lol

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Oh yeah, you call my momma ugly huh?

Thats why yo momma like a 747 - she got a large cockpit

I was at the arab store, and mentioned some chips. fri-to-lay to be exact. Thats when the arab gave me her numba and said just like him - she open 24 - 7

don't be talkin bout my momma

Yo Mamma is so ugly that even DeanCapture won't photograph her. :glugglug

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yo mama is so ugly they moved halloween to her birthday

Bad_Girl...will you hop on the Fast Ferry and come down here and let me spank you?

toolboy.. MWHAHAhaahaaaa :1orglaugh

yo mama is so ugly even boneprone didnt fuck her!

AS IF

I would ever be seen in Rochester


:)

BG

Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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The only one I remember isn't even funny: Yo mamma's so fat she wears a VCR as a pager.

Even though you mamma jokes are as outdated as pagers I'll never get tired of them!