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AaronM 06-20-2004 01:52 PM

They want me to cut his balls off.
 
He's 3.5 years old and still very hyper. The Vet says his nuts create a cancer risk and the groomer says he will calm down if I have them chopped off.

I'm having a tough time with this one. He is clearly attached to his balls and if he did not like them then he would not spend so much of his free time licking them.

It just does not seem right to me. :(

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Spunky 06-20-2004 01:53 PM

If it is a cancer risk ,I would get them removed...Better safe then a short life

VegasSEGirl 06-20-2004 01:55 PM

Adorable dog!

Manowar 06-20-2004 01:55 PM

Yeah, a little while of pain for a longer life. Give him the chop

Juicy D. Links 06-20-2004 01:55 PM

Get him prosthetic nuts. He wont know the dfference.

candyflip 06-20-2004 01:55 PM

Have them taken out and replaced with the stainless steel ones so that he thinks he's still got 'em.

BradM 06-20-2004 01:55 PM

If my doctor said "lose the balls or die of cancer" I would have them chopped.

Better safe than sorry.

bluff 06-20-2004 01:55 PM

why does the vet say so, does he mean cancer risk in general? If so, I would say leave them

AaronM 06-20-2004 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluff
why does the vet say so, does he mean cancer risk in general? If so, I would say leave them
Yes..In general..Not specifically with my dog.

Trixie Racer 06-20-2004 01:59 PM

I wouldn't do it. :ugone2far

Would you be willing to cut off YOUR balls to avoid a "cancer risk"?

brand0n 06-20-2004 01:59 PM

if its a health risk then snip em. if not let em hang. how would you feel if someone wacked off your sack?

AaronM 06-20-2004 02:03 PM

Of course...This is the very same vet that kept him in the hospital over night to treat him for poisoning when the real issue was heat exhaustion.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=59311

brand0n 06-20-2004 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Of course...This is the very same vet that kept him in the hospital over night to treat him for poisoning when the real issue was heat exhaustion.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=59311

get a diff vet. get a 2nd opinion before you give him the snip.

FilthyRob 06-20-2004 02:07 PM

it doesn't kill them, but it does seem to change animals when you get them fixed for sure.

Deb 06-20-2004 02:11 PM

I'd definately get a 2nd opinion before deciding.
Oh, and as for the groomer saying he'll 'calm down' once it's done...I don't beleive that for a minute. My Rottie will be 4 in December & he was neutered when we got him, but he's still as hyper as the day is long. lol

Peaches 06-20-2004 02:12 PM

Why WOULDN'T you? Neutered and spayed dogs live longer, healthier lives and unless your dog won Westminster (or at least place :winkwink: ), I doubt there's any need for him to sire any puppies. :)

As someone has pointed out on another thread, I'm the female Bob Barker :thumbsup

torrey 06-20-2004 02:12 PM

Im not a vet, but I have owned quite a few doggies, having him neutered will certainly calm him down (slightly), if hes hyper. As far as cancer risks, not too sure.
I would say short of using him for breeding or having a female around for him to doink on, cut his nuts man, dogs get sexually frustrated. :)

AaronM 06-20-2004 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches
Why WOULDN'T you? Neutered and spayed dogs live longer, healthier lives and unless your dog won Westminster (or at least place :winkwink: ), I doubt there's any need for him to sire any puppies. :)

As someone has pointed out on another thread, I'm the female Bob Barker :thumbsup

My dog does come from a champion line but I fucked up and never followed up with the paperwork to register him with the AKC. I had intended to breed him but now I do not have the time.

187 06-20-2004 02:15 PM

don't do it man

let nature take its course

he's had his manhood for 3.5 years

his life will never be the same again

i think it's terrible, don't do it

Sly_RJ 06-20-2004 02:18 PM

Such a beautiful dog. Looks like a lab. I love labs.

Peaches 06-20-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
My dog does come from a champion line but I fucked up and never followed up with the paperwork to register him with the AKC. I had intended to breed him but now I do not have the time.
Unfortunately, there are so many retrievers being killed each day in shelters that seriously, IMHO, unless your dog is one of the top 10-20 in the country, there's just no reason to breed him. :(

I'm kinda glad you haven't had the time :thumbsup

baddog 06-20-2004 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
If my doctor said "lose the balls or die of cancer" I would have them chopped.

Better safe than sorry.

what if your doctor told you to lose your balls or risk getting cancer? the vet said a risk, not a certainty

baddog 06-20-2004 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FilthyRob
it doesn't kill them, but it does seem to change animals when you get them fixed for sure.
no shit? don't you think you would change a little if your nuts were snipped off?

Peaches 06-20-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
no shit? don't you think you would change a little if your nuts were snipped off?
I know men who have had their nuts snipped off due to testicular cancer and they seem to be doing fine :)

BTW, my male pug was neutered when he was 1 and he never skipped a beat. He's 8 now and STILL humps my female. :)

CamChicks 06-20-2004 02:26 PM

My dog is neutered but he still licks that area... prettymuch all dogs do regardless.. for self-stimulation or grooming or whatever... doesn't mean anything psychological.

Unless he is of such exceptional health/form/intelligence, you really shouldn't breed him.. so he doesn't need his balls for anything. Why not then decrease his odds of getting sick?

At 3.5 years, IMO you're too late to change behavior much. Neutering at ~6 months - 1 year~ is a good way to prevent unwanted behaviors from developing (like humping and territory-marking) but those motivations are likely well imprinted in his brain by this time.
It may still be beneficial in lessening the urge to escape off to find bitches. Neutering generally helps to focus the dog on his owner/family instead.

If you're responsible, you won't contribute to pet overpopulation, so why torment him with desires that he can't act upon? Turn it off and he'll be content with just you. :)

FilthyRob 06-20-2004 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
no shit? don't you think you would change a little if your nuts were snipped off?
Just a tad I guess. I get all my animals spayed or neutered and they all seem a little pissed off at first.

Kard63 06-20-2004 02:30 PM

dont do it

Jakke PNG 06-20-2004 02:37 PM

Our dog had his cut off year ago.He wasn't all that happy about it, but got over it and is a lot calmer now. We had a pretty good reason to cut him, that's too long to explain. It's a hard decision... I couldn't take him to the vet, my GF had to do it. lol.

TiGrrPrr 06-20-2004 02:40 PM

It won't make him less hyper, my mother was told the same thing for her yellow lab at 2 years old. Still hyper, and now doesn't even give them a 10 minute break that he used to take to lay and lick em.

RicardoB 06-20-2004 02:41 PM

I have had dogs for as long as I can remember and I have never had that done to a dog.

The dogs I owned all reached an average age between 10 and 18 years.

So I tend to take that cancer risk by not having the balls cut off with a little salt.

If it doesn't feel right to you don't have it done.

My :2 cents:

theking 06-20-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
Of course...This is the very same vet that kept him in the hospital over night to treat him for poisoning when the real issue was heat exhaustion.

http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...threadid=59311

I had made an appointment for my dog's Rabies shot. The Vet takes her in and then brings her out and asks me...BTW has your dog had her Rabies yet? I said that is what the appointment was for and that is the shot you were supposed to have just given her. He looked at his chart and said...oh...well make another appointment for two weeks from now and I will give her...her rabies shot for free. I do not recall what the shot he gave her was...but there also was not a charge for it.

Titan 06-20-2004 02:47 PM

Well its an acceptable fact that if HUMANS cut off their balls they will generally live longer. But I really haven't seen anybody doing this to reap the benefits. :1orglaugh

TurboTrucker 06-20-2004 02:48 PM

Looks like my doggy. He still has his balls, he's the same age too.

tranza 06-20-2004 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Get him prosthetic nuts. He wont know the dfference.
Wow... Your sig is HUGE!!!

Preacher 06-20-2004 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 187
don't do it man

let nature take its course

he's had his manhood for 3.5 years

his life will never be the same again

i think it's terrible, don't do it

I agree

fr8 06-20-2004 03:13 PM

When you get your dog back it will be different. When I took my dog to get his whacked off he changed. Doesnt play games or tug-o-war. Just a boring lazy dog. Wish I never did it.

Madd 06-20-2004 03:16 PM

That would be fucked up to remove your dogs nuts. Think of yourself in his situation. DONT DO IT

frank7799 06-20-2004 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
He's 3.5 years old and still very hyper. The Vet says his nuts create a cancer risk and the groomer says he will calm down if I have them chopped off.

I'm having a tough time with this one. He is clearly attached to his balls and if he did not like them then he would not spend so much of his free time licking them.

It just does not seem right to me. :(

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Itīs not a problem for your dog. I think itīs a labrador, isnīt it. My lab had a cancer problem, too and "cutting the balls off" wasnīt a big problem. The only thing you have to take care of is the food. Some dogs get fat after that. Some people told me the character maybe changes, but it didnīt.

But if you want to be sure I would ask another vet for his opinion. I did the same and it was worth it, Iīm sure. Wish you and your dog much luck.

venturi 06-20-2004 04:28 PM

Get him neutered, Aaron. At the very least if he ends up getting out someday he won't end up being an illigitimate dad, or worse get sued for puppy support.
And they do have surgical prosthetics called "neuticals"now, so you could even get him a "bigger set" and it'll be more like cosmetic enhancement. :Graucho

AaronM 06-20-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venturi
And they do have surgical prosthetics called "neuticals"now, so you could even get him a "bigger set" and it'll be more like cosmetic enhancement. :Graucho

You've got to be fucking kidding me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

venturi 06-20-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
You've got to be fucking kidding me. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I shit you not, bro. The vet that invented them is in Independence, MO. A few years back after he got the patent approved and was ready to release them, the Johnny Dare and Murphy (KQRC) morning show had Johnny's Dingo neutered and had the 1st set of "neuticals" ever implanted. Reportedly, "Elvis" to this day still thinks he's got his original package. :)

Talk to your vet about them. :thumbsup

Here's the website: http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

AaronM 06-20-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by venturi
I shit you not, bro. The vet that invented them is in Independence, MO. A few years back after he got the patent approved and was ready to release them, the Johnny Dare and Murphy (KQRC) morning show had Johnny's Dingo neutered and had the 1st set of "neuticals" ever implanted. Reportedly, "Elvis" to this day still thinks he's got his original package. :)

Talk to your vet about them. :thumbsup

You would need to be one seriously disturbed mofo to have fake nuts installed in your dog.

I'm gonna have to sit this one out. :glugglug

BlueQuartz 06-20-2004 04:47 PM

i dunno about the cancer thing - i never heard that b4

but i do know it will calm your dog right down and if elimnate the risk of him fathering little puppies all over your neighbourhood.

If he doesnt get out where he can run amuck then there is no need to chop em

:)

clickhappy 06-20-2004 04:53 PM

Just do it, most knowledgable owners do unless theyre trying to breed the dogs. And if, God forbid, he ever got sick later on in life you'd never be able to forgive yourself.
Why risk it?

emthree 06-20-2004 05:22 PM

Dont do it - at 3.5 years I think its a bit on the cruel side.

I cant even imagine having this done, reading these posts just made me feel all weird inside. :rubs nuts: :(

SlickRick 06-20-2004 05:34 PM

Get a second oninion.
Would you be satisified with an answer from 1 Dr saying you had testical cancer. I would go to as many Dr's I could to find a better answer. I am atached to my testies, wouldnt want to part with them either. I am sure most males would say the same...

xxxbruce 06-20-2004 05:39 PM

he's still young, he's going to be lively all dogs are at that age


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