?I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles....
 

My Favorite Mike Tyson Qoute

?I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.?

Mike Tyson

tyson is the man

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i remember the one where he says he wants to eat his children then he praises allah :1orglaugh

thats my favorite :thumbsup

Word....

Tyson needs to be put down like the fucking sick,homeless and rabid dog he is. He is nuttier than chipmunk shit

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

wheneva you see him, please tell him this, you shouldn't have these emotions bearing you down

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"I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN, IM A TERRANOSAURUS REX, I GOT CHILDREN TO RAISE"

Tyson is the man :glugglug

holy shit man your sig is sick!

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rofl i agree, wow

:1orglaugh
thats the one...hahaha

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thanks!

word!

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"I want to eat his children."

-Mike Tyson :1orglaugh

"I'll fuck you 'till you love me faggot"

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i remember that too...

he actually said..im gonna rape you til you love me...ill rape you children...etc... he said it to a news repoter that pissed him off

wow hes a fucking phyco

I really miss him. in his day there was no better...

"I don't know anything about numbers. All I know is what I can do. And I am kill this motherfucker." -Mike Tyson

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Mike Tyson is a total asshole. Who cares if he can fight, it's just encouraging his violent tendencies.

?He called me a ?rapist? and a ?recluse.? I?m not a recluse.?

- Mike Tyson

edit:

After biting Holyfield he said, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me."

Vs. Lewis, it was something like: "I'll kill your children and rape your mother!"

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

- Mike Tyson

"no one in the world will ever take my title, no one!"
duke

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He should not hold back and tell us how he really feels! :1orglaugh

the second half of this guy's life is gonna be brutal to watch, he'll be homeless by the time he is 50, he's what now - 36 or thereabouts?