Here is a riddle for the true intellectual
 

At the exact same time, there are two young men, on opposite sides of the earth:
One is walking a tight rope, between two skyscrapers; the other is getting a blow job, from an 85 year old woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?

Oh shit!

Don't look down. :winkwink:

they both want a happy ending

don't look down!!

whops sorry I didn't know that was already posted

death is right below me!