New birth control method
 

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as
they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his
doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to
have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and
count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the
world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1,
2,
3,
4,
5,"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and
resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Mississippi and West Virginia.

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http://www.mchawking.com/

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ok Ill slip a joke in too

One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone
>had
>written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the
>class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it,
>and
>began her class.
>
>
>The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the
>word 'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain
>for
>the offender, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.
>
>
>Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found
>the
>same disgusting word written on the board, each day's word, larger than
>the
>previous day's word.
>
>
>Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same
>word
>on the board, but instead, found the words:
>
>
>"The more you rub it, the bigger it gets!"



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