so i was naked and..
 

i was about to hop in the shower and my girlfriends mom called to apologize for something. and anyways we talked for a few minutes but i felt really odd about being ass naked talking to her.


ewww, gross.


dont you hate that? that would be like your mom calling during sex.

shit of the phone rings during sex it gets ignored , and the answering machine is in the back room so I cant hear who is leaving a message.

Why dont you hit it with the mom 2! Do I here 3sum! :glugglug

one time this girl i was dating's mom hit on me when she was all drunk and giving me a ride somewhere.

she said something about how she sees why her friends are into way younger guys and all this shit. this was when i was 18 or 19

You should've hit that shit, son.

haha nice you should have, just so you could talk about it now..lol

i got hit on by one of my moms friends growing up...lol it was perverse...we have a pig/beef roast each summer and when i was 19 and home for the summer she made her move..lol

she was 35-37 at the time and smokin hot...of course i got busted by my sister who was young at the time and ratted me out....god that sounds white trash...lol